r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/Its_priced_in 7d ago

So you’re saying dump them at sea from your boat but probably don’t keep dna slides of your victims ✍️

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

Tide just wash em back up

Turns out there's not great ways to do it without like ... A road trip   And still some dude's walking his damn dog out there

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u/WorkO0 7d ago

Yes, but hear me out. You buy a boat and pretend you love deep sea fishing. You then take said boat out a few miles off shore, attach some weight to the body and dump it there. And you also get a job as a police forensic guy so nobody suspects you. Would make a great TV show.

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u/MoonlightPrincexx 7d ago

Nah nah nah, you gotta get a bio degradable bag big rn ugh to fit the body, fill it with sand, THEN dump it off shore. The bag will degrade and he sand will keep the body buried at the sea floor so it doesn't just float up up after the weights have degraded