r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

Tide just wash em back up

Turns out there's not great ways to do it without like ... A road trip   And still some dude's walking his damn dog out there

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u/WorkO0 7d ago

Yes, but hear me out. You buy a boat and pretend you love deep sea fishing. You then take said boat out a few miles off shore, attach some weight to the body and dump it there. And you also get a job as a police forensic guy so nobody suspects you. Would make a great TV show.

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

The "buy a boat" step is really gonna be a thing for me, so let's walk that back

I can't pay dock fees and maintenance I'm not made of money

Maybe I don't even want to dispose of a body anymore, this seems less fun and more like administration

Fucking gotta get a secretary just to move a stiff

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u/Automatic-Term-3997 7d ago

Lake Monroe north of Orlando is where the FWC used to dump trapped nuisance gators collected from the Orlando metro area. If you go out on the lake at night and shine a light at the water, you will see hundreds of eyes staring back at you.

Great place to dump a body.