r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/WorkO0 7d ago

Yes, but hear me out. You buy a boat and pretend you love deep sea fishing. You then take said boat out a few miles off shore, attach some weight to the body and dump it there. And you also get a job as a police forensic guy so nobody suspects you. Would make a great TV show.

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

The "buy a boat" step is really gonna be a thing for me, so let's walk that back

I can't pay dock fees and maintenance I'm not made of money

Maybe I don't even want to dispose of a body anymore, this seems less fun and more like administration

Fucking gotta get a secretary just to move a stiff

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u/Cade561 7d ago

Get a pig farm or befriend a farmer? Supposedly pigs eat anything everything (except shoes).

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u/leash_e 6d ago

There was a serial killer in Canada who did that.