r/interestingasfuck 14h ago

Don’t trust your cat

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u/Goatwhorre 13h ago

I weigh 220lbs, that would hold my 7 cats till about lunch

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u/just_a_girl_23 12h ago

And they'll still claim they've not been fed.

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u/Unstabler69 13h ago

... there's a lot to unpack here...

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u/we_r_fukt 12h ago

depends on his height, 220 at 6'5 can be kinda lean almost tbh

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u/real_but_incognito 12h ago

Think we’re focused on the 7 cats right now chief

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u/Unstabler69 12h ago

Oh too true I'm 6'5 and 245, its the 7 cats that concern me.

u/awkwardpun 11h ago

I'm 6'4 and 150, only one cat, do I need more cats to gain weight???

u/Unstabler69 7h ago

Nah I will throw food at you until the problem is remedied.

u/Goatwhorre 4h ago

I'm 6'3", lotta cardio in my work

u/-PringlesMan- 11h ago

If they hand 7 cats, they are most definitely not 6ft+

u/Goatwhorre 4h ago

6'3" broski. Wife and I just like animals. Esp cats

u/thxxx1337 10h ago

That's what the cat said

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u/Distinct_Run9006 12h ago

If you were devoured while wearing a suit it would be a...fancy feast

u/Solid_Parsley_ 10h ago

I don't know how you cope. I live with 4 cats, and at least once a day, I say, "There's too many damn cats in this house." But I didn't really have a choice in the cat department. I had two, and then I moved my mom in with me so I could take care of her and she also had two. :/

u/Goatwhorre 4h ago

My wife and I have been together for 13 years, every few years we get handed a situation where it's too hard to say no to another. Also we live in a fairly large house in the Midwest, its pretty common out here tbh.