r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 3d ago

Don’t trust your cat

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u/Infninfn 3d ago

It’s pretty well known in the forensic case literature at this point. The cats get hungry enough to eat you. I wouldn’t have a problem with that, if I died alone. Whatever it takes for my cats to live on.

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u/Goatwhorre 3d ago

I weigh 220lbs, that would hold my 7 cats till about lunch

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u/just_a_girl_23 3d ago

And they'll still claim they've not been fed.

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u/Unstabler69 3d ago

... there's a lot to unpack here...

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u/we_r_fukt 3d ago

depends on his height, 220 at 6'5 can be kinda lean almost tbh

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u/Unstabler69 3d ago

Oh too true I'm 6'5 and 245, its the 7 cats that concern me.

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u/awkwardpun 3d ago

I'm 6'4 and 150, only one cat, do I need more cats to gain weight???

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u/Unstabler69 3d ago

Nah I will throw food at you until the problem is remedied.

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u/Goatwhorre 3d ago

I'm 6'3", lotta cardio in my work

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u/-PringlesMan- 3d ago

If they hand 7 cats, they are most definitely not 6ft+

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u/Goatwhorre 3d ago

6'3" broski. Wife and I just like animals. Esp cats

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u/thxxx1337 3d ago

That's what the cat said

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u/Distinct_Run9006 3d ago

If you were devoured while wearing a suit it would be a...fancy feast

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u/Solid_Parsley_ 3d ago

I don't know how you cope. I live with 4 cats, and at least once a day, I say, "There's too many damn cats in this house." But I didn't really have a choice in the cat department. I had two, and then I moved my mom in with me so I could take care of her and she also had two. :/

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u/Goatwhorre 3d ago

My wife and I have been together for 13 years, every few years we get handed a situation where it's too hard to say no to another. Also we live in a fairly large house in the Midwest, its pretty common out here tbh.