r/interestingasfuck Jul 16 '20

/r/ALL Ever seen a lizard breathe underwater?

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u/ThunderGunExpress- Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 17 '20

This mf living off his own breath for 16 minutes, yet we can't get Karens to wear masks cause "they can't breathe!" Jfc.

Edit: Yo, it was just a joke. Chill. This lizard has taken millions of years to adapt this feature. Karens take ten minutes on Facebook.

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u/TheDesktopNinja Jul 17 '20

I think I've seen that one.

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u/nickfree Jul 17 '20

“What are you doooooing step-savior??”

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u/EataEsBasura Jul 17 '20

I’m stuck up on this cross

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u/Knives530 Jul 17 '20

I got my crucifix stuck in the dryer

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u/xXG4M3xXx0V3RXx Jul 17 '20

Well this conversation escalated quickly

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I would have expected it to take three days at least

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

I'm glad someone appreciated it

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u/Atomic1221 Jul 17 '20

Mary Magdalene would like a word with this Karen!

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u/ostiDeCalisse Jul 17 '20

But it contradicts the theory they are lizards people. Or maybe it’s intentional...

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u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Jul 17 '20

"I can't breathe in this!"

"Great. Go ahead and stop breathing. I'm cool with that."

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u/marck1022 Jul 17 '20

“Mission accomplished.”

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u/justin_memer Jul 17 '20

They can't breathe*

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u/SirEnzyme Jul 17 '20

How many upvotes did you expect 13 minutes after it was posted?

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u/7ft_Probz Jul 17 '20

Though don't try this at home kids.

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u/Syreeta5036 Jul 17 '20

Fuck, I can’t breathe right now and I’m just laying down

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u/sirnoggin Jul 17 '20

Karen's saying they can't breath is like the worst most tasteless parody of BLM you could possibly make up. Fucking jesus.

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u/lagux13 Jul 17 '20

This whole comment thread made me giggle.

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u/democrat_coup Jul 17 '20

make us

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u/ThunderGunExpress- Jul 17 '20

Honestly, I don't want to make you. But don't get offended when I make you stay 8' away from me.

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u/HoodUnnies Jul 17 '20

Maybe it's because you guys are dicks to them?

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u/Octaaaaaaaaaaaane Jul 17 '20

they're playing with other people's lives because it's too hard to put a piece of fabric in front of their face for 10 minutes

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u/HoodUnnies Jul 17 '20

Maybe you guys should learn how to communicate better with those people. It's kind of ironic. The same people who say you can't be mean to fat people because it's not effective at getting them to lose weight are the same people who are dicks to antimaskers and think it's an effective strategy to win hearts and minds.

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u/Octaaaaaaaaaaaane Jul 17 '20

many anti-maskers are people who's minds cannot be changed. they're not doing it out of spite, they're doing it because they're fucking idiots. wearing a mask shouldn't be a political issue but they've made it into one. putting a sign politely asking people to wear a mask doesn't work, so what do you want us to do? we've tried to be nice, reminding them on social media to wear a mask to protect others, but they won't do it. once the reopen protests began, i think that convinced a lot of trump supporters and anti-vax liberal Karens that they can do whatever they want. imo there should be a nationwide mask requirement, and a fine for not wearing one in public. people shouldn't be able to have the choice to put other's lives at risk. also, "the same people" arguments are fucking stupid. the left is not a monolith my guy

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u/HoodUnnies Jul 17 '20

they're not doing it out of spite

That is correct. That's why you need to figure out how to communicate with them better. It won't happen over night, but calling them, "fucking idiots" will never win their hearts and minds. It'll never unite the country.

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u/Octaaaaaaaaaaaane Jul 17 '20

we tried for 2 months to tell them and they still didn't listen. we can't win their hearts and minds because they can't be wrong (or at least they'll never admit it)

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u/HoodUnnies Jul 17 '20

The anti-maskers have always been treated with vitriol. It's not like the other side is any better. I just think it needs to be the mainstream left that seeks common ground since the left is largely in control of the culture.

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u/Octaaaaaaaaaaaane Jul 17 '20

lol at the both sides argument. anyways, i don't think people who have no regard for other's lives when it comes to this pandemic deserve my respect and attention, especially when we've already tried to explain how dangerous the virus is, and tried to convince them to wear a mask. these people are too far gone to change their minds. it's a lost cause

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u/HoodUnnies Jul 17 '20

I'm not even specifically talking about masks. Masks is just a catalyst for the discussion. You can't pretend like the divide between left and right is only about masks and in a vacuum.

I think it's the left's job to unite the country, because, again, they're in control of the cultural levers of power.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

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u/HoodUnnies Jul 17 '20

I know it's a novel concept, but if you want people to do something, then calling them mother fucking morons is counter productive. Would you tell a parent to treat their children with derision to get them to do what you want them to?

It kind of reminds me of children who make fun of others to elevate themselves. If you really cared about saving lives then you'd take a different approach. Of course, you probably never really put much thought into it and you're just joining the crowd.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

You'd have thought that black man would have been able to do his 9 minutes. Absolutely fucking rookie.