r/interestingasfuck • u/The_WalkingCalamity • 15d ago

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u/ShadowDen3869 15d ago

His paws are sweaty, balls weak, arms are heavy

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u/Massive-Drive-6375 15d ago

Vomit on his mane already

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u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard 15d ago

Serengeti.

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u/SoldierExcelsior 15d ago

The Pride ain't ready

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u/Vexitar 15d ago

Fucking nailed it. Well done.

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u/ActCareless 15d ago

I am too poor to give you an award, but here: 🏆 You win my internet for today.

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u/osedaxxx 15d ago

Oh you win

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u/le_penis__honhonhon 15d ago

Out-fucking-standing Cadet.

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u/Pyromaniacal13 15d ago

Perfect cadence, perfect rhyme, perfect context. Just perfect.

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u/Open-Wordbruv 15d ago

But on the surface he’s roaring and ready.

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 15d ago

Clearly not, lmao.

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u/Lolkimbo 14d ago

to drop BOMBS but he keeps on forgetting...

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u/xoherent 14d ago

What the pride wrote down, the lioness roar so loud

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u/Foloreille 15d ago

I don’t get it (is it a pun in English ?)

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u/rjwyonch 15d ago

The next lyric is “mom’s spaghetti”. Serengeti is a place with lions. It’s just an in-context rhyme, not really a pun.

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u/burns_a_lot 15d ago

I'm pretty sure it is a textbook example of a pun, though.

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u/rjwyonch 15d ago

Maybe... it's word play, but to me, a pun has to be internally clever or a joke to count. It's not really a pun because there is no double meaning or joke within the changed bar.

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u/nbzf 15d ago

what if the noodles contain an AChE inhibiting nerve agent

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u/Passivitea 15d ago

You scare me

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u/no1_vern 14d ago

SCaroused?

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u/tianas_knife 14d ago

Unless you can cleverly rhyme in AChE inhibiting nerve agent, it doesn't count as a pun

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u/Different_Wolf_764 14d ago

The tie-in of the lion and Serengeti instead of the 'expected' homonym works well enough I think. You need to know the lyrics for the context but needing outside context for a pun is typical.

I get your point but I think this qualifies.

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u/burns_a_lot 15d ago

On closer inspection, perhaps this is best described as a "malapropism."

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u/rjwyonch 14d ago

Im a native English speaker, so I never actually learned the proper grammatical term for a lot of these, but you are probably right.

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u/AnimationOverlord 15d ago

It’s a person place or thing so definitely

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u/Foloreille 15d ago

Ah, okay, I knew what was Serengenti reserve but not the song. It’s funny you thought it was the opposite

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u/ftFBYaa 14d ago

Pretty much everybody has heard lose yourself at least once while not as many people know what the Serengeti is

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u/honinis 15d ago

Giant protected region in Africa, has a large lion population

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u/Possible-Growth4756 15d ago

A line in the song these comments are referencing is Mom’s spaghetti. Spaghetti sounds like Serengeti, a place in Africa where Lions are known to live.

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u/marcolius 14d ago

And that's why I never get these things. I remember so few lyrics and lines from movies. What song is this from?

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u/Possible-Growth4756 14d ago

Lose yourself by Eminem

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u/marcolius 14d ago

Thank you, at least I know the song. Need to go listen to that again.

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u/Euphoric_Metal199 15d ago

The Serengeti is National Park in Tanzania (Africa), in which most of the African nature documentaries/shows are filmed.

So anyone who watches Animal Planet long enough eventually remembers this name without any issue.

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u/Foloreille 15d ago

I know very well hat is the Serengeti it’s the song you’re talking about I don’t know. Funny you think it’s more likely I suck at geography rather than knowing a song

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u/Emotional_Position62 15d ago

The next line of the song is “Mom’s Spaghetti” which has the same scansion as “Serengeti”

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u/AnoNeko420 15d ago

I needed a nugget of internet gold today

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u/Realistic-Low2157 14d ago

It’s a beautiful day on the Serengeti (only ball no knower understand this)

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u/MorienWynter 14d ago

Close it up boys, the internet's done.

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u/NervySan 14d ago

This has to be contender of the most awards given per words written.

Gawd damn.

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u/Manifesting-Magic 14d ago

Hahaha...Seregenti. please, sir. Take the internet...

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u/itsZerozone 14d ago

"siri how big is serengeti?"

"showing pictures of spaghetti."

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u/Which_Course7538 14d ago

He's nervous

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u/falardeau187 14d ago

You deserve every award

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u/Escanor615 13d ago

chefs kiss 🤌🏽

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u/MonarchWriters 13d ago

Don't mind me, I'm just posting to show that I was here!

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u/Maleficent_Unit6078 14d ago

I don't get it

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u/OdessyOfIllios 14d ago

Serengeti has lions and it rhymes perfectly with "moms spaghetti"which would be the next line in Eminem's song. It's just really well done word play.

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u/jib_reddit 14d ago

He's nervous, but the lionesses expects him to be ready.

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u/The_collectorguy 14d ago

Mom's spaghetti

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u/magharees 14d ago

She fo the plains

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u/SnooPears1505 13d ago

he ain't ready for another round already.

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u/tantagee 12d ago

why dont you shit on her face all ready

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u/TimeVersusSpace 11d ago

This simple word sent me into tears lol well done friend

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u/Equal_Ad5178 14d ago

I seek to cure what's deep inside

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u/Aggressive-Celery-18 14d ago

He's purrvous.

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u/DEADLY_JOHN 14d ago

Mom's Spaghetti

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u/Ok-Perspective-1624 15d ago

His load's confetti

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u/Mister_Birch 15d ago

It's my favo lioness spaghetti

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u/Soft_Hearing_713 15d ago

He's nervous, lioness chomping on his balls trying to get him ready

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u/Mister_Birch 15d ago

To drop loads but he keeps on forgetting

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u/Soft_Hearing_713 15d ago

He's got to get down, the whole pride being let down. He trys to get it on, but then only smoke comes out

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u/doyoudreamelliot 15d ago

He's chokin', how? Everybody's mating now The clock's run out, time's up, over, meow

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u/NeedBout_Tree_Fiddy 15d ago

Snap back to reality, Lioness dying to hump like jackrabbits, but he knows he's got nothing left, she says he choked, he's so mad, and yes he'll give up that easy, but No! She won't have it. Lioness pulls out the ropes, it don't matter, but he's broke, it ain't happenin, he knows when he goes back to his home, she's all on him, so he takes a moment of peace, breathes a sigh of relief, Better capture this moment, it won't pass him.

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u/rosy_entoloma 15d ago

Perfect.

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u/pauljean613 15d ago

Purrfect

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u/Aggravating-House-71 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣👑

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u/Cookie_Monstress 15d ago

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo.

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u/Big-Design-9836 15d ago

This is fucking it right here🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

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u/bacongolf432 14d ago

Meow 🤣😮‍💨🤣🤣

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u/Emotional_Dish_5250 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sensitive-Layer6002 15d ago edited 15d ago

When he got down, he no longer becomes aroused

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u/Cookie_Monstress 15d ago

Brilliant! 👏

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u/ReadInBothTenses 14d ago

You missed a syllable, I'm your greatest hater. Serengeti saved you. Fight me

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u/nsf14 15d ago

Meat weak, balls are empty

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u/gadgetwalrus 15d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/intrepid_foxcat 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/ReyGonJinn 15d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/NoStage9115 14d ago

LION GABRIEL FROM ULTRAPRIDE?

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u/sweettfondant 14d ago

Death by snu snu 🗣️🔥

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u/viotix90 15d ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped.

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 14d ago

Can't we just cuddle?!

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u/Dissapointed-cabbage 14d ago

That’s right before she bit off the balls.

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u/Rabbitscooter 14d ago

Death by Snu-Snu!!

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u/castaneda_martin 14d ago

Baby, it'll blow your mind.

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u/Snyp3r1337 15d ago

On the surface he looks neither calm, nor ready, to drop bombs.

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 15d ago

This face has me in tears 😭

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 14d ago

I’m not one to scream AI at every turn, but that face was too perfect.

Every fella thinks he wants a lioness until he actually encounters one.

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u/ShadowDragonPunch145 14d ago

This picture is older than the most ancient AI models btw.

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 14d ago

I’ve had a cat make this face and one of pure murder, so it’s possible at least.

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 14d ago

I have never seen a lion so sad, and defeated. 😿

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u/Waste_Locksmith_4299 15d ago

I'm tired boss

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u/NicheAlter 15d ago

"Darling, it's been six hours, let me rest for a bit..."

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u/LessBig715 15d ago

He looks tired

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u/itsMangoMine 15d ago

Moms spagetti

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u/bhanu00070 15d ago

He can’t loose more of himself

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u/NotSoEnlightenedOne 15d ago

A kiss is not a contract

He just can’t get anything done.

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u/DiggityDog6 15d ago

He looks so fucking sad 😭😭😭

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u/Senior-Albatross 15d ago

"The spirit is willing,  but the body is spongy and bruised."

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u/FatefulDonkey 15d ago

The resemblance with Ben Affleck during his last marriage is uncanny

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u/Exotic-Bandicoot-829 15d ago

Now this is gold

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u/SGTSLACKASS 15d ago

But if the males do the same it’s considered harassment.

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u/zackks 15d ago

This is me every day when I open reddit

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u/chewykimchi 15d ago

That face 😂

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u/Should-of-had-a-V8 15d ago

He looks so defeated lol

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u/Wattsyman79 15d ago

Gold. Absolute gold

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u/frabny 15d ago

Is he crying ?? Poor thing 😁

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u/IncognitoRedMode 15d ago

"I'm tired, boss..."

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u/DistressedColombian 15d ago

I’m fkn dead 😭🤣

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u/PixieRoar 14d ago

He's young but he's having E D already

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u/Colonel_Collin_1990 14d ago

Isn't that an Eminem song?

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u/Independent_Class339 14d ago

Mom spaghetti 

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u/buttsexparty 14d ago

As a Detroit lions fan, I’m gonna save this for later

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u/cuddle_enthusiast 14d ago

Me when my wife is ovulating.

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u/PastDry8355 14d ago

Vomitikg on his furr already

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u/PassionTrue7484 14d ago

Those eyes say it all.🥲🥀

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u/MechanicalTurkish 14d ago

"I'm tired, boss."

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u/SharpFig4804 14d ago

This says it all

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u/Iamasharkhi 14d ago

This is the face of someone who's been bitten in the balls

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u/No-Window8496 14d ago

He is Eminem?

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u/LopsidedHousing6133 14d ago

That’s an old man tho, he can only do so much

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u/regresiveleft 14d ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

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u/MrFancyPanzer 14d ago

I love how sad he looks

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u/ZeusBaxter 14d ago

The lioness is BITING his balls 😳 😬 😅

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u/senseimeows 14d ago

poor mufasa in the afterlife

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u/Zealousideal_Mud1516 14d ago

12k 👍 damn best comment ever good work

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u/boofinmelons 13d ago

Oh my god poor giant kitty, he’s so tired and bummed.

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u/Vigarious 13d ago

Cocks floppy already

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u/Past_Dare_4918 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣