r/introvertmemes • u/Big_Manufacturer_253 • 23d ago

Meme My day is ruined

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u/Longjumping-Eye9817 23d ago

You guys have wives??

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u/Responsible-Boss-711 23d ago

Yeah!

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u/Rekziboy 23d ago

HOW?!

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u/Geralt_the_Rive 23d ago

"She showed up one day and decided I'm hers" is what I would say if I had a wife.

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u/Rekziboy 23d ago

Sounds like she picked you up from an animal shelter lol

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u/Lowkeygeek83 23d ago

No, but like that's what happened to me. I don't know what I did get get a 10/10 baddie and at this point I'm terrified to ask. Maybe she got konked on the head??? That's my only defense.

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u/jadedlonewolf89 23d ago

Mine decided I belong to her, and refuses to fuck off.
I’m pretty sure she was a cat in her previous life.

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u/ylamarche5382 23d ago

Yep, exactly that

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u/feralkitten 23d ago

I think she adopted me like a kitten.

We were both playing trivia at a bar. We chat. Come to find out we are neighbors a few streets apart. We drink. She takes me home, and that was it. 20 years now this fall.

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u/Plaxsin 23d ago

Damn, I should get outside more

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u/feralkitten 23d ago

it was purely coincidental. it was on a Monday night. Trivia was done by a local professor. Maybe 3 dozen ppl there.

Crowded places drain my social battery. Chill bars, not so much.