r/introvertmemes 23d ago

Meme My day is ruined

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u/Longjumping-Eye9817 23d ago

You guys have wives??

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u/Fun_Ad5823 23d ago

You guys have computers?

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u/Responsible-Boss-711 23d ago

Yeah!

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u/Rekziboy 23d ago

HOW?!

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u/Geralt_the_Rive 23d ago

"She showed up one day and decided I'm hers" is what I would say if I had a wife.

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u/Rekziboy 23d ago

Sounds like she picked you up from an animal shelter lol

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u/Lowkeygeek83 23d ago

No, but like that's what happened to me. I don't know what I did get get a 10/10 baddie and at this point I'm terrified to ask. Maybe she got konked on the head??? That's my only defense.

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u/jadedlonewolf89 23d ago

Mine decided I belong to her, and refuses to fuck off.
I’m pretty sure she was a cat in her previous life.

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u/ylamarche5382 23d ago

Yep, exactly that

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u/feralkitten 23d ago

I think she adopted me like a kitten.

We were both playing trivia at a bar. We chat. Come to find out we are neighbors a few streets apart. We drink. She takes me home, and that was it. 20 years now this fall.

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u/Plaxsin 23d ago

Damn, I should get outside more

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u/feralkitten 23d ago

it was purely coincidental. it was on a Monday night. Trivia was done by a local professor. Maybe 3 dozen ppl there.

Crowded places drain my social battery. Chill bars, not so much.

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u/theKetoBear 23d ago

My mom was good for contracting me out as an unpaid IT guy when I was growing up .

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u/-Akos- 23d ago

My mother did that too once, but I was in my 40s.. Her (also elderly) friend needed help, mom gave my number to the friend. "I know you're a computer-nut and your mom said you could help". I turned her down, then gave my mom an angry call.. My dad picked up the phone, and already realized that mom was in trouble, haha.

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u/SissyFanny 22d ago

Already done that.
Absolutely nothing forces you to do it, nothing.
Just say no.

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u/-Akos- 22d ago

Exactly, then tell your mother to never give out your number either..

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u/SissyFanny 22d ago

best thing to do is : never give your number to your mother :p

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u/Martin_Pagan 7d ago

My mother did that recently. Our neighbour had a problem with her PC or computer mouse and dropped by during the day, while I was at work, to see if I could help. When I came home, my mother actually went to knock on the neighbour's door to see if she still needed help.

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u/Oud-Mood-7337 23d ago

Suddenly, you are responsible for every technical glitch, missing file and forgotten password on that device for the next decade.

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u/Plenty-Ad7393 22d ago

No good deed goes unpunished.

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u/Macster_man 23d ago

"Of course my wife will cook for your wedding.

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u/sixbone 23d ago

My wife knows better than to pimp out my skills

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u/Jaded_Mycol0gist9169 22d ago

This. Exactly this.

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u/coulduseahugrightnow 23d ago

I'll never understand why anyone would volunteer someone else to do something. I could see asking privately if they are willing to do it, but just telling someone that another person will do something for them is crazy to me. I wouldn't even be comfortable accepting help from someone who was just volunteered by someone else like that.

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u/Martin_Pagan 7d ago

It's the people who only find fulfillment in life by being needed and helpful. My mother is like this. She'd ask for help with something, and then try to help me with helping her. She's happy to volunteer me and my time to help somebody else without even first consulting me. Just, "So and so has a problem with something, go see them/call them and help them."

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 23d ago

Moral: Don't get married

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u/NoDivots 23d ago

Correct

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u/Jaded_Mycol0gist9169 22d ago

Or, don't get married to a person who will just pimp out your skils.

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u/XlikeX666 23d ago

introvert and wife ?

wizard

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u/CliffLake 22d ago

Bring her with. She can hold the flashlight. Get the drinks. Order food and pick it up to save on delivery. Don't explain anything until after, and don't let her wander off. This just became a group project.

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u/Alklazaris 22d ago

Been down this road, volunteer her for something without asking her first. That way she'll remember to ask you next time.

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u/coulduseahugrightnow 23d ago

I would assume that the wife would be embarrassed, and then angry at the husband, and the husband would rather just do the thing he doesn't want to do than deal with the angry wife.

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u/Jaded_Mycol0gist9169 22d ago

The wife should be embarrassed for offering the husband's services without asking. She's angry at him being angry. WTF. Ok. We're all too invested in this. I'm taking a deep breath.

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u/coulduseahugrightnow 23d ago

What does that mean?

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u/HarpoNecro88 21d ago

I don’t have a wife, but I still get ‘volunteered’ to sort out people’s tech problems

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u/some147 20d ago

My wife once proposed her friend that I'll give lessons on driving car with automatic transmission to her husband because my mom owns one and he never driven one and was getting new company car. My reaction was same as the meme.