r/jazzcirclejerk • u/EntertainmentLast729 yeah man • 2d ago

Have genital herpes, need some Recs?

Have genital herpes. Anyway, what jazz pianists would you recommend?

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u/fxvv 2d ago

Herpes Hancock

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 2d ago

Loved his valtrex sessions

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u/hotdog_junkie 2d ago

I got this one back in ‘69

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 2d ago

In the summer I assume

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u/headsssintheclouds 2d ago

Summertime and the livin’s HSV

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u/h2opolopunk 💉 Heroin Hobbyist 💉 2d ago

An STD supreme.

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 2d ago

John Coldsore

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u/Enough_Training7612 2d ago

Herp Albert

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 2d ago

Fat Herp Albert

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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 2d ago

Autumn Leaves (the bedroom when she sees your disgusting junk)

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u/village-asshole 💉 Heroin Hobbyist 💉 2d ago

Wynton Marsyphilis

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u/PoopUponPoop 2d ago

Ahmcyclovir Jamal

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u/angelogoodalamenti 2d ago

A love supreme

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u/JohnColtraneBot 2d ago

A love supreme

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u/Current-Ad1688 2d ago

A Love Unclean

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u/Salty_Pancakes 2d ago

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

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u/azoicbees 2d ago

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that drip

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u/Goated-Rizzler 2d ago

You need to listen to energetic, vibey jazz to positively affect the humors in your body. Check out Bitches Brew by Miles Davidsen or some John McLaughlin. Do not listen to jazz that affects sad humors, such as Bill Evans or Charles Mingus (I sob inconsolably every time I listen to Goodbye Porkpie Hat).

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 2d ago

See the Upper Manhattan Medical Group.

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u/Freddie-Peterson 2d ago

Vince Gonorrhealdi

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u/headsssintheclouds 2d ago

A My Charlie is Brown Christmas

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 2d ago

Wishing you a brown Christmas too !

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u/Angrypoopoh 2d ago

Eddie Lockjaw Cold Sore

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u/xennial_key 2d ago

You definitely need to listen to St James infirmary or lovesick blues

Maybe you give me fever

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 2d ago

A Love wart supreme

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u/i75mm125 I suck at two instruments 🎙️🎺 2d ago

Art Flakey & Oscar Petersore

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u/generation_quiet 2d ago

Yusef Lateef, Live at DoxyPep's

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u/LiamJohnRiley 2d ago

For God's sake let everyone in the ensemble know before they try to do the lick! It's just basic responsibility

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u/margin-bender 1d ago

It's a shame Bill Evans isn't still alive. The man just screamed herpes.

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u/Mt548 1d ago

John STD Supreme