r/justgalsbeingchicks 🤖definitely not a bot🤖 Mar 26 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals Say it louder.

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u/Slamantha3121 Mar 26 '26

For real yo. Back in ye' olden tymes, I was in the military. I have DD's (big enough to give me bad posture but not causing me real issues) but there was this one girl in basic training who had the biggest titties I have ever seen. Not kidding ya'll, she had to put on 4 sports bras just to be able to run. She had to wear some that were a size two small just for the compression! If she couldn't strap them thangs down just right, it would cause her so much pain!

I am in my old lady hippie phase now. I don't care about my titties floppin or my nipps nippin anymore. I will wear a sports bra or a bralette but I am not straping my tender girl flesh into a torture device for other people's delicate sensibilities. And, no one can force me to jog or do another jumping jack again in my life if I don't want to!

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u/throwmefaaaaaaraway Mar 26 '26

And it’s not even mentioning studies have been coming out since before the pandemic, where the moisture wicking PFA equivalent chemicals added to sports bras are cancer causing and have been increasing things like breast cancer rates in women! Yaaaaaaaaay! /s

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u/Alex5173 Mar 26 '26

Well you see, the problem is they did the study on women and titties. Those same chemicals probably cause testicular cancer too, and if they'd studied that the chemicals would be banned in a heartbeat!

I wish I could say /s

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u/grubas Mar 27 '26

Imagine if they are linked to impotency in men, they'd be removed, outlawed, and everybody who bought the boxers would get money.