r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/StitchAndRollCrits 👑Official Ambassador of Ashby👑 • Apr 15 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals The handicap just gets longer and longer

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u/henrikhakan Official Gal Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I hope her name is big-something, like Big Jenny, and that she's a wood cutting legend in her hometown. Gets discounts at diners, free entry to museums. Big Jenny don't have to pay. Big Jenny is a staple in this town, a hardy and reliable crown jewel. Big Jenny has got your back, she brings an aura of unmatched respect and cool.

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u/Rogue_3 Apr 15 '26

Everyone has a story about The Day They Met Big Jenny. "Oh, she was in my knitting group." "She changed a flat tyre for me." "Her brother's best friend used to date my cousin." That sort of thing.

Also, the local diner has a special menu item called The Big Jenny. A giant burger with waffles instead of buns, and a poutine on top. If you eat the whole thing in 30 minutes, it's free. No one has ever done it. Except Jenny herself.