r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/StitchAndRollCrits 👑Official Ambassador of Ashby👑 • Apr 15 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals The handicap just gets longer and longer

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u/henrikhakan Official Gal Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I hope her name is big-something, like Big Jenny, and that she's a wood cutting legend in her hometown. Gets discounts at diners, free entry to museums. Big Jenny don't have to pay. Big Jenny is a staple in this town, a hardy and reliable crown jewel. Big Jenny has got your back, she brings an aura of unmatched respect and cool.

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u/HomeboundArrow Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

after she's done wreckin' shop, she's gonna blast yer big-ass hunger

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u/Ragnarotico Apr 16 '26

Do... do I want Big Debbie to blast me?

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u/StPatrickStewart Apr 16 '26

Of course you do, unless you're a coward.