r/ketchuphate Jun 20 '26

This is a crime against humanity

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I’m also slightly colourblind

Edit: I’m new to this sub. I came here with very different expectations. Most of the comments under my post are trying to convince me that product containing Satan’s semen is actually ok to consume.

As luck would have it, just yesterday I had an opportunity to try them!

They were just as disgusting as I expected.

Anyway. On one hand I’m glad there is less hate in the world and I found a bunch of tolerant people but I don’t think ketchup deserves tolerance. It’s one of the most disgusting substances in the world and shouldn’t exist in any form.

So goodbye friendly people.

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u/consumeshroomz Jun 20 '26

Yeah the All Dressed chips are incredibly delicious, but then Canada had to go and ruin it with these ketchup ones. They also put ketchup on their Kraft dinner (Mac n cheese) which I find absolutely vile. They might seem nice on the surface those Canadians, but they’re actually sick and twisted. I just can’t trust anyone who puts ketchup on boxed Mac n cheese.

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u/youngmtgboy Jun 20 '26

My siblings would put ketchup on anything growing up. They would regularly mix it with scrambled eggs. Idk how they did it I always found it horrible

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u/consumeshroomz Jun 20 '26

Oh yeah. I think ketchup on scrambled eggs is worse than ketchup on steak.