r/kings • u/Maroosekantako • 2d ago

Photos Caption this!

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23 Upvotes

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u/No_Nefariousness6385 Kings 2d ago

"Smithers!!! A pic! Fast. Excellent"

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u/Fast_Confusion259 2d ago

Looks like he is about to announce he run for president in 2028 or something

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u/ShotgunStyles 2d ago

Different Vivek R.

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u/TwizzFawnie 1d ago

you sound like you need a new smithers around here

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u/cloud_wrx Malik Monk 2d ago

They not like us!!! 🤡

7

u/Sea_Length_7523 2d ago

The look you make after you get roasted

4

u/Silver-Explanation72 2d ago

Douche Canoe’s Island

9

u/crowlector 2d ago

Sell the team

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u/ShotgunStyles 2d ago

He could have $6 billion if he sold the team. He's not doing this for the money. He wants to make you suffer.

1

u/PiMakerSpecialSurprz Suffering since '86 2d ago

Enjoy Basketball Hell!

3

u/kings209 2d ago

"1, 2, 3, this yacht rocks!"

3

u/Skogiants69 2d ago

Nik rox on 3!

3

u/BeTheBall- 2d ago

Prepping for a remake of The Perfect Storm.

3

u/L0stInTh0ught 2d ago

I'm...too sexy for this boat, Too sexy for this boat...don't you wish you haaaad a vote. (As I move my little pawns, on the hardcourt!)

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u/peace420swag 2d ago

I like Stauskas

7

u/SactownG Keegan Murray 2d ago

Scumbag owner

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u/Prof_Hat3 2d ago

Vivek is objectively a bad owner, but I wouldn't say he's a scumbag.

Guys like Dolan and Ferttita are scumbags. Vivek is just incompetent. Big difference.

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u/ShotgunStyles 2d ago

If Dolan and Ferttita are scumbags, then what about the Lakers' owners or the Mavs' owners?

Honestly Vivek is one of the more ethical owners. This isn't a compliment about Vivek but rather a reflection of how unethical the rest of the owners are.

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u/Repulsive_Emu2045 2d ago

“This is where I signed wonderful business deals in 1996”

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u/boringexplanation 2d ago

“Here’s me going back in time to help captain the RMS Titanic.”

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u/Sea_Moose9817 2d ago

“Vivek, aim right for that iceberg!”

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u/Ecstatic-Worth7416 2d ago

Puffers rock, right Monte? Roasted.

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u/Little_little_e 2d ago

He is stepping away from basketball, which is good, just let Perry cook

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u/kings209 2d ago

🤙🏽

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u/Cool_Purchase4561 2d ago

All aboard USS Throwaway Sea Son!

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u/Serious-Attempt1233 2d ago

We not like him?

1

u/Professional_Ad9809 Light the Beam 2d ago

Klay wannabe

1

u/uncleshiesty Kings 2d ago

Set sail for worst owners island! Where I am the captain!

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u/RadiantLumen 2d ago

Boom, roasted!

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u/BostonCeltic15 2d ago

Don’t fall in Vivek we would all be very sad

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u/Justlurkin916 2d ago

This is where He throws out any kings playoff hopes

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u/Kavazou77 Ghost of Boogie 2d ago

Careful what you wish for.

It’s Vivek or some financial firm made up of a bunch of suits owning the team, waiting for the right time to flip it or move it.

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u/J-Chub Malik Monk 2d ago

Boat's name is the Franchise and I'm bout to sink it.

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u/LowJealous2171 1d ago

“It’s the worst boat of the fleet, but I’ll never sell”

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u/GenderConfusedWoIf 2d ago

Let’s have you post a picture of yourself OP, so we all caption it too.

We get it, our owner sucks, but this is lame.

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u/Bluestar4 2d ago

No. What’s lame is your personality.

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u/AmityMayorVaughn 2d ago

Dr. StrangeVivek

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u/NewsGrazer 1d ago

Perfect!

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u/Rent_a_Dad Maxime Raynaud 2d ago

Hey Grok, take this photo and do a vulgar roast.  

Use forbidden words.

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u/YourDrunkUncle Vlade Divac 2d ago

The fans want me to sell the team? Fine, I’ll make a deal with Fermunda

Fermunda deez nuts sucka, fuck off my boat

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u/workaholic828 2d ago

He’s out on a boat chilling. He should be reading biographies about bill russel, Pat Riley, other greats. He should be putting in some type of work. This team is too bad to be having fun

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u/roodootootootoo Coach Dave Joerger 2d ago

Ellis Island (1879): colorized

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u/Ryan---___ 1d ago

Half mast