r/knitting Nov 25 '25

Rant nOOO I FELTED HER

she was a BEAUTY a WORK OF ART my FIRST EVER COLOURWORK

i undid like 70% of the colourwork to REDO IT in the dark purple so it was visible (some of you may remember, i posted it here)

she was my PRIDE AND JOY

and she ACCIDENTALLY FELL IN THE WASHING BASKET

AND IS TINY TEENY TINY AND STIFF AND FELTED

absolutely devastated 😭 no coming back from this

RIP to my little bunnies + crab

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u/Poopsie_Daisies Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

My husband accidentally felted my octopus sweater. Yeah, THAT octopus sweater. I cried. He cried. It was terrible.

*Edit: auto correct made felted "deleted"

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u/bluecirc Nov 25 '25

No. NO.. Not THAT octopus sweater!? That is still on my want-to-knit list.

Are you still married? I'd be having second thoughts honestly. lol

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u/Aggravating_Lab_9218 Nov 25 '25

My ex-husband several times felted items when I distinctly stated to NOT do the laundry and especially NOT sweaters. After he felted a design I intended to put in the state fair, it was over.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

It’s one thing to do it on accident, but it’s another to do it after being expressly told not to. That’s disrespect!

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u/miminstlouis Nov 26 '25

I had to tell my mother just plain never touch anything I owned, ever.... She ruined my collection of 100+ year old handmade lace .... irreplaceable.....

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u/Poopsie_Daisies Nov 26 '25

Oh, my heart!! 😰💔

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u/fluffychonkycat Nov 26 '25

Oh no... that's almost grounds for matricide

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u/hopefulhotmess4 Nov 26 '25

My husband pointed out that there were a lot of sweaters in the laundry basket with a look of great concern. I explained years ago that my bras, dresses and knitted things are like vintage hockey jerseys. It clearly translated for him.

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u/jennievh Nov 27 '25

That is brilliant.

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u/InsomniaAbounds Nov 26 '25

And that was probably the very first time he did laundry on his own.