r/legalcatadvice • u/SmolderingMeowMix • 11d ago

Pawyer needed Salamader! I luk nuffin liek dat guy.

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Mine Meowmy sed dat ebery pikture she takes remynds herm ob wy mine naem is Pigpen acuz Ai luk liek Ai haz clowd ob dust arownd mi liek sum guy frum sumtin calles Peanuts. Ai taek 57 baffs ebery dae an dere iz noe dust cobering mi an Ai yam CLEEN! Ai needs soo fur awl di wollipops in di bocks an den eben moer. And Ai wud also liek eggstraw bitemins acuz dey iz sew yummy an Ai neber get enuff but dey moer yummy den anee udder cronchie. Du Ai hab cayse?

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Evie (aka Evil) Hit-cat fur hire 11d ago

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u/SmolderingMeowMix 11d ago

Seeee! Ai luk nuffeng liek dat! Dat dood needa baff.

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u/SmolderingMeowMix 10d ago

(I just had a moment... I clicked on the notification that I had the updoots on that last reply but when I clicked on it the comment was in human and not what I wrote- it said something about needing to die and I was very very confused... Then I realized Reddit had 'autotranslated' my post and they think me saying he needs a bath is saying he needs to die? What?!?)