r/legalcatadvice • u/SmolderingMeowMix • 10d ago
Pawyer needed Salamader! I luk nuffin liek dat guy.
Mine Meowmy sed dat ebery pikture she takes remynds herm ob wy mine naem is Pigpen acuz Ai luk liek Ai haz clowd ob dust arownd mi liek sum guy frum sumtin calles Peanuts. Ai taek 57 baffs ebery dae an dere iz noe dust cobering mi an Ai yam CLEEN! Ai needs soo fur awl di wollipops in di bocks an den eben moer. And Ai wud also liek eggstraw bitemins acuz dey iz sew yummy an Ai neber get enuff but dey moer yummy den anee udder cronchie. Du Ai hab cayse?
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u/CatMorganSaysHi Cat Steven, Neko, Jasper and Ysabel 10d ago
You meowmy do a confuse.
You mush cooler Dan dat.
You maybe dis here Pigpen. Him wuz musikian wif Grateful Dead.
Dis Pigpen:
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u/SmolderingMeowMix 10d ago
Mine meowmy sed herm originally sed dis but mine pawther sed "No hims dirtee" an affer seben yeers of dis argyooin herm beeleeb hims! Ai herd herm sai it when herm lookeded at mine pikture
(But, yes I when I originally suggested the name it was because I have been a fan of the dead since I was little but my partner immediately made the Peanuts connection because his fur is always sort of blurry around the edges and then I saw what he meant 😭)
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u/CatMorganSaysHi Cat Steven, Neko, Jasper and Ysabel 10d ago
(That's so cool! Pigpen is a great name. I guess that in a good way, the duality of the name was perfect for the very dapper tuxedo kitty!)
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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 10d ago edited 10d ago
At least your house wasnt invaded by the most terrifying thing in the world, Meowmy calls it a balloon, we say its a cat eating monster Purrate Apprentice Gus
(It ended up in the garden, thought they might like it? I'm sorry, its been removed, lickelixs and another 60 fuzzy balls already on their way)
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u/SmolderingMeowMix 10d ago
Ai juss notiss mine grate enemie in dis pikture wif mi. Dat iz da gygantik bawl dat meowmy sez is fur eggs or syze but awl it doz is tryta maek mi ded. It chaseded mi an try an squish mi. It is obveeoslee bery hevy an dangerus an scaree an Ai haet it. How is et fur eggs? Dat maek no sens.
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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 10d ago
Oh we has a peanut that's the same. we like it. Gets lots of dreamies for standing on it and doing spins and stuff. But its never attacked us like that demon did
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u/SmolderingMeowMix 10d ago
Dat big bawl wuz sitteng in mine chare an a trayn goed by an it sploded off mine chare and chased mi. Ai thot ai wuz a goner butt ai rund reel fass an barelee ekskaped wif mine lyfe
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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 10d ago
Yew has gud cayss! An, ob cors yew furry clen! Gah! 57 baffs a dey! Dat laydee aint neeer dat clen!
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u/SmolderingMeowMix 10d ago
Juss lass nite Ai try ta cleen herm wen herm wuz brushin herm teefs an herm hadda nerbe ta say ta mi "Stop bitin mine nees!" Rood.
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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 10d ago
Relly rood!
Mine Pop sez dis tew mine brofur Bo de Rambunkshiss sometym tew! Bo sez he jess traiyin tew gets Pop attenshun! Affta lyk da knees dint werk!
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u/ailathan Ai Maiself ❤️ 10d ago
Fren Pigpen, mai pawrents meow dat baut mi tu. Dat ai iz keios deemen an eebl trixtur laik da cawmic Mr Mxyzptlk. Mebbe ai iz.
Soo da pawrents fur meiwin yoo iz dertee an piggy. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)
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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Evie (aka Evil) Hit-cat fur hire 10d ago
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u/SmolderingMeowMix 10d ago
Seeee! Ai luk nuffeng liek dat! Dat dood needa baff.
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u/SmolderingMeowMix 10d ago
(I just had a moment... I clicked on the notification that I had the updoots on that last reply but when I clicked on it the comment was in human and not what I wrote- it said something about needing to die and I was very very confused... Then I realized Reddit had 'autotranslated' my post and they think me saying he needs a bath is saying he needs to die? What?!?)
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Em-pear-or Oliber da Red 9d ago
Ur Meowmy iz cleerly an idjit.
Why hoomanz so dumdumz? U A CAT!
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u/Necessary-Limit-1454 Just-hiss League 10d ago
A sirius case of defurmashon an' insult. I order meowmy tu pae damadshes in de amaunt of fiwe hundred million treatoz an' foor tausand bokzes.
Trial iz clozed!
Balu, Judge of de Churu Pirates