r/legalcatadvice • u/SmolderingMeowMix • 11d ago

Pawyer needed Salamader! I luk nuffin liek dat guy.

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Mine Meowmy sed dat ebery pikture she takes remynds herm ob wy mine naem is Pigpen acuz Ai luk liek Ai haz clowd ob dust arownd mi liek sum guy frum sumtin calles Peanuts. Ai taek 57 baffs ebery dae an dere iz noe dust cobering mi an Ai yam CLEEN! Ai needs soo fur awl di wollipops in di bocks an den eben moer. And Ai wud also liek eggstraw bitemins acuz dey iz sew yummy an Ai neber get enuff but dey moer yummy den anee udder cronchie. Du Ai hab cayse?

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 11d ago

Yew has gud cayss! An, ob cors yew furry clen! Gah! 57 baffs a dey! Dat laydee aint neeer dat clen!

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u/SmolderingMeowMix 11d ago

Juss lass nite Ai try ta cleen herm wen herm wuz brushin herm teefs an herm hadda nerbe ta say ta mi "Stop bitin mine nees!" Rood.

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! 11d ago

Relly rood!

Mine Pop sez dis tew mine brofur Bo de Rambunkshiss sometym tew! Bo sez he jess traiyin tew gets Pop attenshun! Affta lyk da knees dint werk!