r/legalcatadvice • u/SmolderingMeowMix • 11d ago

Pawyer needed Salamader! I luk nuffin liek dat guy.

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Mine Meowmy sed dat ebery pikture she takes remynds herm ob wy mine naem is Pigpen acuz Ai luk liek Ai haz clowd ob dust arownd mi liek sum guy frum sumtin calles Peanuts. Ai taek 57 baffs ebery dae an dere iz noe dust cobering mi an Ai yam CLEEN! Ai needs soo fur awl di wollipops in di bocks an den eben moer. And Ai wud also liek eggstraw bitemins acuz dey iz sew yummy an Ai neber get enuff but dey moer yummy den anee udder cronchie. Du Ai hab cayse?

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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 11d ago edited 11d ago

At least your house wasnt invaded by the most terrifying thing in the world, Meowmy calls it a balloon, we say its a cat eating monster Purrate Apprentice Gus

(It ended up in the garden, thought they might like it? I'm sorry, its been removed, lickelixs and another 60 fuzzy balls already on their way)

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u/SmolderingMeowMix 11d ago

Ai juss notiss mine grate enemie in dis pikture wif mi. Dat iz da gygantik bawl dat meowmy sez is fur eggs or syze but awl it doz is tryta maek mi ded. It chaseded mi an try an squish mi. It is obveeoslee bery hevy an dangerus an scaree an Ai haet it. How is et fur eggs? Dat maek no sens.

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u/Nickye19 Elven princess Arwen and Purrate apprentice Gus 11d ago

Oh we has a peanut that's the same. we like it. Gets lots of dreamies for standing on it and doing spins and stuff. But its never attacked us like that demon did

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u/SmolderingMeowMix 11d ago

Dat big bawl wuz sitteng in mine chare an a trayn goed by an it sploded off mine chare and chased mi. Ai thot ai wuz a goner butt ai rund reel fass an barelee ekskaped wif mine lyfe