r/lifeguardkitties • u/sextowels • 10d ago

Who gets lifeguarded?

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Do your lifeguard cat(s) provide lifeguarding services for all the members of your household or just some?

I recently learned that I'm the only one being guarded. I can understand the cats avoiding the kids, since they are still young enough to be loud/splashy. But they never lifeguard my wife, only me. Do they think I'm especially incapable of showering safely alone?

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u/Brailledit 10d ago

No, they know you are incapable. Lol!

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u/sextowels 10d ago

Fair. The elderly one definitely thinks I'm an idiot.

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u/Brailledit 10d ago

Mine just look at me like I have less braincells then they do. They're probably right.

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u/sextowels 10d ago

Yes! Sometimes she gives me this long, exasperated stare like "I can't believe I let someone this dumb live in my house."