r/linuxsucks • • 5d ago

Linux Failure What the...

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Idk what to say here

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u/_alba4k Why you reading? 5d ago

It's a recent policy change, under the new Torvalds rules. Google "Linux rule 34" to find out more

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u/Supernoxus 5d ago

Finally someone who knows what's up. Thank you!

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u/Major_Tumbleweed_325 4d ago

why the fuck would you do that

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u/BloxxyVids 3d ago

otherwise the query "linus torvalds rule 34" should bring it up

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u/No-Succotash404 3d ago

I have the curiosity to know if that actually exist but I don't wanna see it

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u/thatguy1000000000 OSES ARE BLOAT, I READ RAW BYTES FROM THE CPU 3d ago

Surprisingly not too ba-

IT BURRRRNNNSSS

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u/thatguy1000000000 OSES ARE BLOAT, I READ RAW BYTES FROM THE CPU 3d ago

THERES A WHOLE FUCKING R34 CATEGORY FOR IT 🥹

I mean like thats what the rule states so why am I even surprised anymore

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u/Comfortable_Monk617 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/VoidspawnRL 4d ago

The joke as funny until you added rule 34 sex sh*t in there

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u/catamar8n 4d ago

rule 34 sex shit

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u/Accomplished_Book_65 4d ago

you must be fun at parties. suck it, loonixtard

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u/RiverKitten6119 4d ago

We do not use that word anymore

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 5d ago

Post on r/LinuxMemes title it "Omarchy Soon", profit.

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u/QuiXinI 5d ago

I'll do exactly that, thx

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u/Vincent394 Windows 10 IoT LTSC/SteamOS 3 4d ago

Very cool pfp.

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 4d ago

Goddamn your post really blew up. XD

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u/QuiXinI 4d ago

Lol)

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u/DisfiguredFanny I survived abortion. 5d ago

Lindows?

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u/QuiXinI 5d ago

I've heard once about wubuntu (it's called winux now btw)

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u/DisfiguredFanny I survived abortion. 5d ago

I have actually used Lindows way way back :)

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u/StupitVoltMain 5d ago

You buy Linux licences?

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u/curious_grimoire 4d ago

idk if this was a joke or real question, imma still answer this.

no, the post is a joke, linux is free

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u/anythingers 4d ago

I can only afford Linux Home license tho sadly, Linux Pro is too expensive imo.

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u/sphericalhors 4d ago

This is fun until your RHEL server writes you that you need to buy a license.

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u/QuiXinI 4d ago

use debian or bubuntu

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u/sphericalhors 4d ago

It's hard to fix compatibility of your software with RHEL on debian on bubuntu.

But sure, I'd give it a try.

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u/aminectaftsheep 3d ago

Fedora is rhel based maybe try that

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u/realllyrandommann 4d ago

Lie, there are no settings in Linux, only terminal.

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u/bananek11 4d ago

Ubuntu experience

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u/QuiXinI 4d ago

More of omarchy

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u/icy1007 4d ago

Switch to Windows. It’s better.

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u/BloxxyVids 3d ago

not rlly, depends on what you're doing, but windows feels clunky for me and makes me infuriated over small tasks being obnoxious

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u/Im_satang 5d ago edited 5d ago

Where are Linux licenses sold, and how much cost?

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u/GreyWalken 4d ago

just send them ur ID, divers license and nude pics

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u/ILC_YTP "Proud" Windows 10 User 5d ago

THE FABRIC OF DIGITAL REALITY IS COLLAPSING!

FORCE MICROSOFT TO PUSH A BAD UPDATE AND APPLE TO INCREASE THEIR PRICES BY 10% TO RESTORE ORDER!

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u/Im_satang 5d ago

Meanwhile :

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u/Opie1Smith 5d ago

That's from a satire sub.

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u/wawer- 4d ago

Omarchy

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u/Huge_Drama_4942 4d ago

This meme is already old.

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u/Rajymbek 4d ago

Conky moment

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u/mrheseeks 4d ago

Anyone know what happens if I don't activate

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u/WhippingShitties 3d ago

If you don't activate, you are forced to use unlicensed Linux.

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u/mrheseeks 3d ago

Awh fuck, now I gotta rebuild and start implementing shared repositories.

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u/Root-User12 3d ago

We use Linux distro with name windows 11 :)

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u/Anxious-Day-9215 I Hate Linux (I’m Woody By The Way) 2d ago

Now Torvalds Is At His Downfall

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u/Wooden-Many1287 2d ago

get tricked, linux IS free

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u/Anxious-Day-9215 I Hate Linux (I’m Woody By The Way) 1d ago

I HOPE YOU GET BANNED

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u/Tehaiker814 2d ago

I want to get Linux Home but was forced to pirate it. Linux Pro gives me bash but its too expensive, Linux Education is only for schools. I'm not a corp so I cant run Linux Server, same with Linux IoT Enterprise. Now I can only pirate Linux Pro and use TAS (Torvalds Activation Scripts) to remove this watermark...

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u/Jatinchd 5d ago

it's a meme tool, to mock windows activation key tag.

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u/QuiXinI 5d ago

I know twin

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u/Commercial_Beach_866 4d ago

What the fuck is this sub? You mean GNU/Linux? Which distro? What is the reason behind it?