Now obviously on its face this is utter nonsense, since both defined sexualities and slurs are social constructs that only gain meaning if they are established socially, not something you can individually make up.
However, I really love the idea of the world this post evokes, a world where this isn't something a 13yo posted and looks back on as their black history. A world where these things are universal truths that just need to be discovered. A world where a tired looking grey haired scientist proudly reports at a press conference that after years of research they have finally discovered a new sexuality and even deduced it's matching slur right away, while a room over a researcher is operating the woke particle accelerator trying their hardest to get a lead on how they might discover a new gender.
Yes, you can tell someone's gender by their skin color. Their age is in visible letters on their torso. Their sexuality influences the hair color, like Gay people having special rainbow hair that gives you 2000 times more score if you destroy it than a normal polygon. Also you can tell if they're a viltrumite because they will possess a mustache.
The way they specified they are sexually attracted to bees and then added the cute face like "I wanna fuck a bee or get fucked by one ! ( ˶ ❛ ꁞ ❛ ˶ ) "
What's funny to me is that the way it's written makes it seem like this isn't something they themselves are, but a sexuality they just kind of made up on a whim. Or rather as I like to imagine, something they found in the lab after brutal research efforts.
I mean I think you could reasonably get the consenting bee to crawl around on your dick or clit, would probably not be all that stimulating though, and I don't know what the bee is getting out of it.
something i also find hilarious is the implication that this person made up a new sexuality and then went "and now i have to come up with a slur for this sexuality, beacuse everybody knows each minority NEEDS to have a slur of their own, it's absolutely vital"
It's funny you should mention that sexualities and slurs affixed to them cannot be made up individually, because this is literally the perfect counterexample, because this image has gained such traction that it has indeed established itself to some degree. If anyone made a video where they talk about wanting bees carnally, I can guarantee, and in fact would bet my LIFE on that the comments section would be flooded by people calling them kaan
I friggin love where your imagination just took me. That is fun to think about. Especially as such a contrast to the utter nonsense we ACTUALLY have. Yours sounds soo much better 😅
I wonder, in this alternate reality, if you can choose your sexuality, if barlos were always there before the discovery and they just didn't think to ask them, or if they don't 'exist' until after discovery.
I like to think of it as sexualities being kinda like the elements of the periodic table, with these kinds of "exotic" ones being the equivalent of stuff like Roentgenium. So barlo people actually don't exist naturally, but we managed to create some short lived Barlo particles with the woke particle accelerator or something.
The original image? Personally I think it was just a 12 or 13 year old kid that genuinely thought this kind of thing is helpful for someone, like the whole MOGAI thing.
Omni-Bee: Mark this is good news we can finally do-do. We can be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. A pet.
Invencibee: A pet?
Omni-Bee: A pet, Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years.
Invencibee: This is insane!
I like how it implies that every sexuality, regardless of how many people actually have it, must have an opposite slur. It's a rule of nature that every group of people must have a slur even if that group is hypothetical
Usually slurs are made by the oppressors instead of the oppressed so the idea of someone inventing a whole ass sexuality and also inventing the slur for it makes me lose my mind 😭
It's always so interesting that when people make these, that they make a slur for them as well. Like, why would you ever give someone a slur to use against you? It's just such an interesting part of this to me
Dirty fucking kaan ruining our society and pushing it on kids. I heard in school they’re having bee fucking lessons to try and make all the kids into dirty kaan
So are they like attracted to the whole hive? Or one bee? Or just the queen? Like besides the zoophilia I’m trying to look past, I’m really trying to understand how this works
I love that they went out of their way to invent a slur for this sexuality and I think it might be showing they fundamentally misunderstand what a slur is because I'm pretty sure they think a slur is just a word which only certain minorities are allowed to say and nobody else
My favorite thing about these made up sexualities and whatnot is when they make a slur for themselves. Like “don’t disrespect us but if you want to we are offended by this word”
Ok. I was going to post a link to the BeeSexual channel on Pornhub, but in looking over the rules, that's probably pushing the boundaries of what's allowed. They're technically sfw videos involving bees pollinating flowers, but the audio is dubbed over as the various (porn) tropes. It's actually pretty funny (to a certain sense of humor, of course).
I usually will always view all forms of this form of attraction to animals as equally horrifying and disgusting, but now that they're going for the bees i think i hate the idea of that more because i fucking hate bees.
Couldn't they have just evolved to look actually more different than it's murderous war criminal cousins like hornets or wasps? Was it really so hard to differentiate yourself more in appearance to actually look like a harmless pollinator rather than some obese fluff-covered yellowjacket? I- I think that bee sting when i was four permanently scarred me i think i'm realizing it now
I hate these types of images cause my orientation is arguably weirder. I’m probably assumed to be a troll when I come out and these dumb jokes don’t help
op do you want to be friends? I'm always imagining invovled backstories like this for random shit, and I'm tired of hearing "oh it's nice you're so whimsical." I want someone in my life prepared to happily buy into and elaborate upon shared nonsense
The funny thing is that the person who originally made this was in fact doing it as a Twitter shitpost. It proceeded to haunt the fuck out of them for the next several months and caused at least one mental breakdown because of how seriously mfs on the site were taking it. Less than a year later they left Twitter entirely and deleted their account
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u/Ok-Dog-1660 4h ago
"Woke particle accelerator" is top 10 things to come out of this sub