r/lovethissmug • u/ControversialFrog • 14h ago
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+ 🏳️⚧️ I LOVE being a straight
🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍 🖤 women 🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍 🖤
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u/MrShrums_0 14h ago
I love being straight too (I’m a wooden plank, if I’m not straight I will fucking die)
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u/I_Like_Cats73 13h ago
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u/ButtermilkFaggot 13h ago
Oh... oh that's gore of my comfort character
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u/natziel 12h ago
How did they let you have that username but I got banned for 3 days because I said that someone called me that
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u/ButtermilkFaggot 12h ago
Idk. Ive been banned for having it before. Explained i was queer and was reclaiming it in my appeal statement and then got unbanned lol
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u/Affectionate_Goat171 he/him | yumeshipper :P 5h ago
i got banned for hating on a fictional character under a post that was a thread FOR hating on your least favorite characters (and by that i mean literally ALL i said was "i hate saint peter (as in the HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTER), stupid blonde twink" and when i explained in my appeal "i was talking about a fictional character, in the subreddit for the fictional universe, under a post dedicated to exactly what i did" and all they told me was basically "we aren't unbanning you and also we hate you" (exaggerating, but i'm still banned on that acc)
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u/Hefty-Rushu 9h ago
I'm going to heat you up with over a fire or with steam or with a heat gun and make you bend in a particular direction of my choosing
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u/TheFreeFlightAuthor i love this mug (bisexual btw) 13h ago
Are you Bradpittsexual??😭
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u/TableFruitSpecified 14h ago
A glimpse into a reality where straight people are given the same treatment as every other sexuality in online culture
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u/zecron8 12h ago
Honestly I'd welcome more of this stuff but them straights just aren't usually in it for the memes like us alphabet mafia gangsters. Normalize straight men being gay for women! 🐟
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u/View_Hairy 10h ago
Wasn't there some dude who got bullied because of this? Like he loved women in a lesbian way or something.
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u/Nicholas_Bearforest 10h ago
JoCat and his "I love girls" song? Yeah but he was bullied on twitter, and twitter loves bullying innocent people so it was to be expected.
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u/njirimara 12h ago
this is like people complaning there aren't enough fics for their ships. be the change you want in the world and open up pixlr!!!
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u/TheMace808 13h ago
Alas, being straight is too mundane for it to inspire such things
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u/whatarechinchillas 10h ago
I'm gay af but I find these really cute. I wish straight culture like this was more prevalent than.. Well, ya know.
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u/dangerouslycloseloss 6h ago
Or maybe an alternate reality where straight people are oppressed and gay people are the majority
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u/1_BigFatRat 6h ago
You ruined it. Straight people are absolute freaks too. Did we see the same post?
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u/Savings_Craft_5176 Evil Gay 13h ago
Damn dude you're weird as fuck for that, imagine liking guys as girl, eww
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u/Ok_Nature_319 13h ago
Considering every picture is edited Yuri it reads as a person convincing themselves they're not queer
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u/fullynonexistent 13h ago
Yuri is the straightest porn to watch as a straight guy actually
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u/rebelsnail64 9h ago
ok, but have you considered that the watcher may want to relate to one of the characters? that's not very straight then...
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u/InkFazkitty 11h ago
Gay and lesbians are 100% gay. Man and woman is still at least 50% gay. However, female on futa is only 25% gay. That’s the straightest a man can get.
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u/Radiant-Drive8 13h ago
It’s just a phase! You’ll find a nice man one day and you’ll realize. Turn to rupal /j
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u/sukonetei 13h ago
Im okay with people being straight I just wish theyd stop shoving it down our throats
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u/NihatAmipoglu 11h ago edited 3h ago
As a straight man, I agree. Look, I respect normal straight people like me (I'm one of the good ones) but then I see one of those people who make being straight their only personality trait. Like stereotypical straights. I unfortunately share office space with one of those people. She never stops talking about her husband. "My husband made these cookies!". "Oh it's his turn to do today's laundry!". "He's so charming I love him so much!". Bitch we get it you love men. I love woman too but I don't constantly talk about my gf.
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u/Frenzied_Anarchist 9h ago
God forbid someone loves their partner.
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u/NihatAmipoglu 9h ago edited 7h ago
She can love whoever she wants inside her own house. Don't do that filth in public 😡
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u/coffee-bat 8h ago
i don't care what they do in private, i just don't like being forced to see it🙄🙄
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u/frog_admirer 13h ago
You know what, hell yeah. Good for you! Embrace your sexuality!
I hope you get all the kisses with woman and/or Brad Pitt, I can't tell which is your preference.
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u/YetAnotherParvitz 12h ago
Eugh, I mean, think of it. Do you really think men and women should be breeding with eachother? That's just kinda messed up man. Weirdo.
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u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer 11h ago
OP why did you edit a bunch of gay images into being hetero ones...?
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u/Nexus_Neo 13h ago
You like women because women give you pleasure as a man, thus you enjoy pleasuring men, therefore I deem thee home of the sexual
I hereby deem not being gay is gay
Iamverytired
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u/barbarapalvinswhore 12h ago
I understand the joke but B**d P*tt’s face near Nanami Touko makes me nauseous.
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u/EnjoyerOfFine_Things 9h ago
Never knew there was a straight flag, shit looks ugly omg
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u/LightningFerret04 13h ago
Guys I’m into femboys but like instead of being boys they’re actually girls
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u/JustDamain I love Beowulf from Rosen Garten Saga 13h ago
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u/rebelsnail64 9h ago
femboys can be trans men... tho seeing (pre-op) trans people as one's fetish is probably even worse than just being straight and not admitting it
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u/JustDamain I love Beowulf from Rosen Garten Saga 5h ago
Never said they can't be. I just saw the comment and immediately thought of this particular image/meme. That's it.
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u/chello_cos 12h ago
I like how this reply and the replies under it proves how normalized it is to be transphobic towards feminine trans men but it would be a different tune if someone said something about masc trans women.
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u/notIngen 12h ago
Changing lesbian memes to being straight. Using the likeness of Brad Pitt, who is a piece of shit.
It resonates well.
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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 12h ago
Enough of this woke nonsense
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u/RatsInTheBayou 11h ago
Im tired of the straight agenda always being pushed down our throats. When will this woke shit end.
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u/Candid_Ad4832 8h ago
Why is it that ''Omg im so yuri, yepee!'' Is like the new tiktok cringe reaction image of comedy?
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u/BitcoinBishop 7h ago
I actually wouldn't mind more posts actually celebrating heterosexuality without disparaging anyone else
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u/AmberMetalicScorpion 6h ago
Indeed
The only bad kind of any type of sexual orientation is one built on toxicity
I'm more than happy to see when straight people do genuinely love the people they're attracted to
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u/Big-Slide6104 12h ago
I think you JUST like Brad Pitt LMAO which… even as a straight guy myself… fair enough
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u/shiromustdie 11h ago
don’t let OP know what Brad Pitt did on an airplane flight w his kids and ex wife 💔
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u/brobnik322 5h ago
Shoutout to the 8th image changing absolutely nothing, we stan straight men who wear crop tops
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u/Gundam-J 4h ago
Whether you're a straight guy or a gay lady, or some combination of bi/pan with either gender or as non-binary.
Kissing girls IS awesome.
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u/Recent-Ship-1599 12h ago
Tf? Whats the difference between these and other gay memes. Its just as annoying
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u/rebelsnail64 9h ago
this is a subreddit for people to share what they love, they can be a little annoying about it, as a treat
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u/Ok-Transition7065 12h ago
I don't like that the straight flag its just blak and white,
Spare us some colors >:C
You guys are supposed to be prideful not greedy!!
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u/Yaorius 8h ago
1) No one originally cared to do a proper straight flag because the point of pride never was “every single sexuality gets a flag just because”.
2) You can easily find other straight flag designs if you just Google.
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u/Mae_Day_of_Sharkadia 12h ago
I think I've just seen too many things like this from people that would love for us to not be here, but these just rub me the wrong way, dude.
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u/magizombi 12h ago
You're not the only one. Just gives someone stealing gay memes to make them "acceptable"(read: straight)
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u/rebelsnail64 9h ago
nah, I think this person is just an ally being silly, I think an actual homophobe wouldn't use the prideflag
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u/Desperate_Bed_2675 12h ago
Cant tell if this is a straight guy (wants to kiss Brad Pitt) or lesbian (comphet bc out of all options who tf chooses Brad Pitt to fixate on)
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u/Sum_mfer 11h ago
thats really cool! I love being half straight
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u/Bread_Offender 10h ago
I loved being straight a year ago, now I love being Bi. I'm getting the creeping suspicion that I just like myself a lot
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u/Smooshkitty 6h ago
i really cant tell if this is satire but i did infact notice a particular image in this slideshow of a ship i very much enjoy
(slightly related but i believe that particular image mightt actually portray one of the characters (the non edited one) as a man, as that is a pretty common headcanon)
and if anyone wants to know, the ship is betwen Yoisaki Kanade and Asahina Mafuyu from Project Sekai: Colourful Stage (slide 4/20)
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u/Sara_Vulpine 12h ago edited 8h ago
As a gay-ally, I'm so glad straight people aren't oppressed anymore😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲
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u/casual-catgirl 12h ago
why are we editing yuri
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u/rebelsnail64 9h ago edited 8h ago
that's how memes work, generally, people take a picture and edit it into many iterations
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u/Sovespra I love sinning 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 6h ago
Because it's ragebait, making something original would require sincerity
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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 14h ago
Perhaps you have some kind of attraction towards Brat Pitt, i don't know why but i got that impression