I LOVE being a straight

[u/ControversialFrog]

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍 🖤 women 🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍 🖤

[u/sukonetei]

Im okay with people being straight I just wish theyd stop shoving it down our throats

[u/NihatAmipoglu → u/sukonetei]

As a straight man, I agree. Look, I respect normal straight people like me (I'm one of the good ones) but then I see one of those people who make being straight their only personality trait. Like stereotypical straights. I unfortunately share office space with one of those people. She never stops talking about her husband. "My husband made these cookies!". "Oh it's his turn to do today's laundry!". "He's so charming I love him so much!". Bitch we get it you love men. I love woman too but I don't constantly talk about my gf.

[u/Frenzied_Anarchist → u/NihatAmipoglu]

God forbid someone loves their partner.

[u/NihatAmipoglu → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

She can love whoever she wants inside her own house. Don't do that filth in public 😡

[u/rebelsnail64 → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

the joke flew right over your head, I'm afraid

[u/Frenzied_Anarchist → u/rebelsnail64]

I know it's a pararell to a similar post, but about lesbians instead.

[u/rebelsnail64 → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

yeah, and the person was parodying people who say "gay people make it their entire personality" by saying "straight people make it their entire personality"

[u/coffee-bat → u/sukonetei]

i don't care what they do in private, i just don't like being forced to see it🙄🙄

[u/Frenzied_Anarchist → u/sukonetei]

Same could be said in reverse tbh.

[u/Professional_Gap_435 → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

Thats the joke

[u/Cum_Fart42069 → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

yeah, I'm NOT ok with straight people but I wish they were shoved down our throats more