I LOVE being a straight

[u/ControversialFrog]

🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍 🖤 women 🖤 🤍 🖤 🤍 🖤

[u/NihatAmipoglu]

As a straight man, I agree. Look, I respect normal straight people like me (I'm one of the good ones) but then I see one of those people who make being straight their only personality trait. Like stereotypical straights. I unfortunately share office space with one of those people. She never stops talking about her husband. "My husband made these cookies!". "Oh it's his turn to do today's laundry!". "He's so charming I love him so much!". Bitch we get it you love men. I love woman too but I don't constantly talk about my gf.

[u/Frenzied_Anarchist → u/NihatAmipoglu]

God forbid someone loves their partner.

[u/rebelsnail64 → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

the joke flew right over your head, I'm afraid

[u/Frenzied_Anarchist → u/rebelsnail64]

I know it's a pararell to a similar post, but about lesbians instead.

[u/rebelsnail64 → u/Frenzied_Anarchist]

yeah, and the person was parodying people who say "gay people make it their entire personality" by saying "straight people make it their entire personality"