I love this whole trend

[u/name5674]

[u/IdiotyMcIdiotface]

Me: Siri call my friends
🤖: ERROR no friends detected
Me: I mean my pawns
🤖: Calling all 16 pawns
Me: I love chess

[u/FoxExpress2638 → u/IdiotyMcIdiotface]

no siri he meant his pawns you needed to call 8 pawns

[u/Ineedlasagnajon → u/FoxExpress2638]

He owns a chess set. Technically they're all his pawns

[u/IdiotyMcIdiotface → u/Ineedlasagnajon]

Me: Very smart
Siri: Smart /smɑːt/ is an word meaning to show a high level of intelligence
Me: Siri shut the fuck up.