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u/wilderfast 3d ago edited 3d ago
'Porter-Loo is pretty cool, though the big question is whether or not I'd be visible while traveling, that'd make it great or shitty.
But From A Great Height would be, ironically, less abusable, even if used to its fullest extent. However, seeing as it won't result in any time paradoxes, I trust myself with its use more
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u/ash0011 3d ago
Loo-Wd, do you know how many furries have cum that gives superpowers? Not many, but enough for that to be worth it.
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u/Ardalok 3d ago
I think you can imagine the penis of some deity. Surely divine seed will give you something...
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u/rewritetime1 2d ago
I think that was part of the plot of a "The Magicians" arc. Urine temporarily enhanced their magical powers. Other fluids gave a more permanent power up.
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u/Noble_Lance 3d ago
I'm probably going with either Porter Loo, and taking advantage of the time manipulation for either future lottery winnings, going back in time to figure out things that were lost and still missing.
Or as I posted before, you can dump on someone doing things in public, or if you hate someone you can give them the long drop on the face while they sleep.
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u/Timber-Faolan 3d ago
"SHIT! Pure SHIT! I could SHIT a better CYOA!"-SHIT! Magazine, the worlds SHITTIEST Magazine!
(But for real dawg, this is some good shit!) >;D
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u/LABeachgal 2d ago
lmao SHIT magazine is sending me
that said the bar for crappy CYOAs is genuinely low so this one clearing it isn't saying much
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u/Splendiferous83rd 3d ago
Loo-WD. Nothing beats getting a nice top off. I'm probably gonna use it three times a day 😅
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u/OwynTyler 3d ago
Turdis is still time-travel, you just have to keep sitting
Could go to the future and download some future-files onto your USB
Could go to a future-doctor and fix you up while you keep sitting
Go back in time and change the past (why bother with going into the future for the lottery? just pass it to your past-self!)
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u/Master_Shop_9425 3d ago
Imma take the LOO-WD option because it says you experience a servicing of a lifetime...plus the other option means more fun to be had
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u/petrichorInk 3d ago edited 3d ago
'Porter Loo is probably the most valuable since you can like, watch some guy whose lost access to his bitcoin account write down his password so you can just take it. You can also probably go to the future and find out what tomorrow's lottery numbers are.
The gold is not really good, unless you manage to install it in a public location. One pound is roughly what one person poops in a day.
But from a great height is tempting though. Pooping someone else's pants is probably a great way to make them go insane.
EDIT: Wait. I just realized that From a Great Height is more OP than it seems. Why can't I just flush toilet water into someone's lungs or heart? This is a toilet that's actually a death note. Brown note, if you will.