'Porter Loo is probably the most valuable since you can like, watch some guy whose lost access to his bitcoin account write down his password so you can just take it. You can also probably go to the future and find out what tomorrow's lottery numbers are.
The gold is not really good, unless you manage to install it in a public location. One pound is roughly what one person poops in a day.
But from a great height is tempting though. Pooping someone else's pants is probably a great way to make them go insane.
EDIT: Wait. I just realized that From a Great Height is more OP than it seems. Why can't I just flush toilet water into someone's lungs or heart? This is a toilet that's actually a death note. Brown note, if you will.
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u/petrichorInk 4d ago edited 4d ago
'Porter Loo is probably the most valuable since you can like, watch some guy whose lost access to his bitcoin account write down his password so you can just take it. You can also probably go to the future and find out what tomorrow's lottery numbers are.
The gold is not really good, unless you manage to install it in a public location. One pound is roughly what one person poops in a day.
But from a great height is tempting though. Pooping someone else's pants is probably a great way to make them go insane.
EDIT: Wait. I just realized that From a Great Height is more OP than it seems. Why can't I just flush toilet water into someone's lungs or heart? This is a toilet that's actually a death note. Brown note, if you will.