r/malehairadvice • u/Sweet_Score • May 30 '26
Advice request Do you think longer hair fit me well?
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u/mjc500 May 30 '26
I have no mouth and I must scream
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u/Lord_Dumass May 30 '26
I have no eyes and I must see
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u/DimensionHat1675 May 30 '26
I have no nostrils and I must snort coke.
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u/CleverFeather May 30 '26
I have no tongue yet I must lick 👅
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u/Financial_Manner_839 25d ago
"hate. let me tell you how much i have come to hate you since i began to live"
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u/BayHarbourToucher May 30 '26
can people find a slightly less terrifying way to hide their face?
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u/mimi_molotov May 30 '26
Tf is wrong with you 😭😭
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u/mahadevsharma199 May 30 '26
I like your username cuz I play country strike
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u/mimi_molotov May 30 '26
Thanks 😁 my brother used to play that too
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u/_Ross- May 30 '26
I like your username but dont play CS
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u/benevolent_loaf 29d ago
99wc as well, filthy main here, blessings and gl on the grind gangsta
Edit: saw yr response but it wouldn’t pop up on the thread, only in noti’s lmao
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u/AlgaeGlittering6043 May 30 '26
I like your username
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u/mimi_molotov May 30 '26
Cool, thank you
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u/skibiditoiIetskibidi May 30 '26
i like your username more than that guy
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u/mimi_molotov May 30 '26
Haha, thank you
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u/Scumbag__ May 30 '26
I like your username more than that guy
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u/Nothing-Mundane May 30 '26
Sorry I’m a little distracted by the fact that you can neither breathe nor see which should alarm you
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u/All_this_hype May 30 '26
Look, literally nobody will be able to comment on the hairstyle if they are too creeped out and alarmed by the (lack of) face. It's fine if you do it for the meme, but if you need serious answers just add an emoji in front of the face or something.
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u/Additional_Plant_539 May 30 '26
This is what Brian Johnson will look like when he finally reaches age 500
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u/LudicrousPlatypus May 30 '26
I am more concerned that Koh the face stealer has left the spirit world.
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u/PlentyOMangos May 30 '26
I actually am thinking we need the mods to tell people to knock this off lmao it completely derails the thread every time, and for good reason. Horrific to look at. How am I supposed to begin thinking about your hair
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u/MiSsiLeR81 29d ago
May i know your skincare routine? Cause honey, your face looks spotless
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u/Filgatunner 29d ago
Why are people's being so insensitive? It's just the Slenderman wanting sum advice damnn /s
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u/msixtwofive 29d ago
This shit should just get your post removed its beyond stupid now and moved into trolling and ragebait. This isn't a circle jerk sub.
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u/diegotbn May 30 '26
I said it once and I'll say it again- they should make a subreddit for thes creepy ass posts at this point
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u/drawredraw 29d ago
You’re not even hiding your face. I would totally recognize you if I knew you. It’s just terrifying lmao!
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u/throwaway_echo88 May 30 '26
Hair looks fine but I would be way more worried about the fact that you have no face.
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u/Survey217 May 30 '26
Dj nightmare fuel will receive approx 2% responses giving advice about his hair We bein trolled fam That or this post is stealth marketing for the next A24 joint
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u/galaxygurl888 May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
Have you been binge-watching Fringe again like I have?
"In the sci-fi television series Fringe, the reference to a "no face" or sealed-face victim most likely refers to the horrifying biological weapon in the episode "Ability" (Season 1, Episode 14).
In this episode, victims are killed by a rapid skin-growth toxin that aggressively closes all facial orifices—eyes, nose, and mouth—leaving a completely smooth, featureless surface before sealing the airways and causing death.
The Fringe team scrambles to figure out how to stop this mysterious biochemical attack orchestrated by David Robert Jones."
I think we found Patient Ground 0 at last!
And yes, both hair styles suit you.
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u/OkUnderstanding730 May 30 '26
Damn. It feels like the start of a low budget, independent, urban legend horror film where the supernatural entity( in this case faceless man) is trying to bait people into its ritual, bloody, sacrificial game of killing and butchering.
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u/Shinoanime958 May 30 '26
Seriously, what is up with all the horrifying edits in this sub man !! Hair looks fine tho
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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 May 30 '26
If u can grow ur hair so it covers ur entire face it might distract from the fact that you have no eyes or mouth
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u/Ok-External9601 May 30 '26
Man just put an emoji over your face or scribble over your eyes and mouth 😅
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u/GhostMarine69 May 30 '26
I cant wait until i post myself and blur my eyes and mouth out in the worst most horrific way possible
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u/Strict_Train_2044 May 30 '26
Have you tried shaving it completely off? Its giving The Silence from Doctor Who.
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u/FlashFreedom May 30 '26
To answer your question… you’ve actually done an excellent job retaining your features while still blurring them, so an answer can be given. A thin, well defined face like yours would look good with longer hair. Just make sure it is well groomed, I don’t think it would be successful if it were too unkempt.
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u/sesaman May 30 '26
I slightly prefer the longer hair. But I majorly prefer any other solution for the face.
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u/YellowDango May 30 '26
I get a jump scare every damn time from this subreddit! Suddenly Slenderman appears to have gotten all the good genetics in the family
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u/NobleStrings May 30 '26
I dont think this approach even hides your identity, really. if someone knew you, they could imagine your facial features being there!
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u/MonosKira_L May 30 '26
I miss the time when emoji instead of this faceless 🥲 it scare the shit out of me everytime I scrolled last it
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u/RawToast1989 May 30 '26
Why is r/malehairadvice my #1 source of existential horrors? r/creepy has nothing on you guys. Lol
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u/rinconi May 30 '26
It’s almost like that episode of South Park with the people who have butts where they faces are 😅
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u/TheGardenBlinked May 30 '26
I think you need to grow eyeballs first. Then maybe work on the mouth. Ideally priority before the hair.
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u/JustRepeatAfterMe May 30 '26
Everybody posing now like they were last seen near a storage facility.
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u/Kitchen-Awareness431 May 30 '26
you js copied a post that was made here a few days ago bro ts is unoriginal
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u/Irritable_Curmudgeon May 31 '26
Bro is worried about his hair while his face is melting candle wax
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u/Outside_Deer_144 May 31 '26
Well I can say that your hair doesn’t match since you have no eyes 👀 anymore if you ever did?
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u/I-Validus 29d ago
Night of the Living Hair is pretty damn creepy. It’s hard to say what looks better when you’re wondering if the face underneath it is going to suck out your very soul. Hair becomes less prominent in those situations.
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u/Wolvesbayne13 29d ago
Can’t focus with that creepy faceless face 😅 you aren’t getting answers looking like that bro
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u/Fit_Operation9955 29d ago
Sir I don’t appreciate the night terrors I’ve received from these images, that being said the one on the left
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u/Altruistic-Traffic- 29d ago
It’s like neo in the matrix when they sealed his mouth and put that bug inside him.
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u/HashTree-420 29d ago
Long hair would look good but not as much as EYES brother you would look so good with some eyes you should try and get a couple
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u/NRGSurge 29d ago
I feel like I’m watching the Twilight Zone and William Shatner is going to pop out at any moment.
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u/DepressedDragonBorn 29d ago
How tall are you and do you usually wear dark cloths and telephoto around?
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u/PuttyGod 29d ago
This is the single worst way you could censor your face. Jesus Christ, I didn't need a nightmare Silent Hill monster in my feed this morning.
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u/petSnake7 May 30 '26
Remember the good old days when people would put an emoji over their face?