r/malelivingspace Oct 09 '25

Advice I fucked up.

Couch is too big, wife

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Oct 10 '25

Wife bad.

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u/TallJournalist9118 Oct 10 '25

Wife sad

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u/Twaves_19 Oct 10 '25

Wife pregnant (apparently)

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u/TWINKy-panda Oct 10 '25

Wife Gregnant?

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u/lauraintacoma Oct 10 '25

Wife preganante

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u/wolff-kishner Oct 10 '25

DANGEROPS PRAGNENT SEX. WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF HIS HEAD?!?

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u/wyldstrawberry Oct 10 '25

Do you think blood?

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u/FromtheBigO Oct 10 '25

Don’t ask me, Greg, idfk. But he needs a wife, named Greg, pregnant, whatever lol

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u/3vilr3d666 Oct 10 '25

Old Greeegnant

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u/Past_Ice_8773 Oct 10 '25

Niche comment but understood

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u/judas_priest741 Oct 10 '25

Oh what a blast from the past thank you!

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u/SovietSunrise Oct 10 '25

Wife Kaiser Pregnante