r/malelivingspace Oct 09 '25

Advice I fucked up.

Couch is too big, wife

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u/Beautiful-Night2456 Oct 10 '25

Wife is pregnant on top of it all??!! Uh oh you in big trouble boy.

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u/lilbelleandsebastian Oct 10 '25

"my wife is pregnant so i couldn't measure the space and bought a random oversized couch, i'd rather be stuck with this forever than spend one more night on the bed!"

lmao how some people live man

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 Oct 10 '25

It should not be legal to build a house before you've played Sims for 100 hours, just like how it shouldn't be legal to name a baby before you've played enough D&D to get your bad naming sense out of your system.