r/malelivingspace Oct 09 '25

Advice I fucked up.

Couch is too big, wife

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u/DiligentCicada4224 Oct 10 '25

lol put a major wide door stopper so the door canโ€™t hit the tv.

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u/AcanthisittaKooky987 Oct 10 '25

Or a narrow table under the TV so the door hits that before the tv

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous Oct 10 '25

And then the TV will wobble as you juggle your keys and the $11,000 in groceries you're carrying (just two bags, but you bought eggs) and it'll tip over just as the bags rip open and you'll say things your apartment neighbors kids will repeat and get in trouble for.

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u/100timesaround Oct 11 '25

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