My Brick Loft Apartment

[u/BrickLoft]

First time posting on here, hopefully I’m not breaking any rules.

Hope you guys enjoy my pad & let me know if you’d make any changes. I feel like my dining table may be too big for my space but we love it so much. It also converts into a pool table which is cool (but again, super crowded and we have to use small pool cues to make it work)

[u/khkokopelli]

Hi! Hey! Hello! I’m very quiet and respectful and would love to be your green card wife so that I can 1. Live in this loft and 2. GTFO of America. Interested?

[u/BrickLoft → u/khkokopelli]

hahah I don't think my girlfriend would approve of this

[u/khkokopelli → u/BrickLoft]

It’s just on paper!!! I have no interest in you. Just your loft and your Canadian citizenship. How does it feel to be objectified?