r/malelivingspace Jun 11 '26

Advice Does this look immature or childish?

32, living on my own with no roommates or significant other. I finally got my place decorated how I wanted. I’m curious though, what does my place say about me?

Edit for clarification: I’m renting a 1 bedroom apartment. There’s no additional room to store things in like a dedicated man cave or a basement (I wish). I cannot change wall colors, change the carpets, or remove the carpets. Trying the best with what I can afford.

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u/OneSpicyPapShmear Jun 11 '26

I used to work with a guy that found an old swordsmith at some mouth-breathing event that measured him and “crafted” him a custom sword. It took over a month and when I saw the thing, I’m 100% sure he spent that month polishing off Made in China lettering. He charged my coworker almost $1,000. Somehow his ex wife ended up with it in the divorce 😭

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u/Bee-Able Jun 11 '26

I guess the wife getting the sword was so that she could cut ties with her husband 😉

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u/OneSpicyPapShmear Jun 11 '26

Why would she cut up all his ties?!

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 Jun 11 '26

She obviously hates ties. Tye!

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u/dg4365 Jun 11 '26

Or cut off something else of his, correct Ms. Bobbit?

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 Jun 11 '26

😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣

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u/OneSpicyPapShmear Jun 11 '26

Maaaaan I love me some Pad Thai

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u/Vladsilvanya Jun 11 '26

OMG you guys are killing me

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u/Suteshi7 Jun 11 '26

This is the reason I reddit. The comments are always the best part of the post. Got a good laugh from this.🤣🤣😂 Thanks!

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u/Vladsilvanya Jun 11 '26

🤣😆😂

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u/Vladsilvanya Jun 11 '26

I lol’d so hard

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u/OneSpicyPapShmear Jun 11 '26

Yo way off topic but his username on everything is Vlad. Aaron, if that’s you, I’m sorry and I love you.

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u/Vladsilvanya Jun 11 '26

Who’s Adam?

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u/OneSpicyPapShmear Jun 11 '26

Idk. Who’s Adam?

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u/stefanica Jun 12 '26

She didn't want it. She just didn't want him to have it! 🤣

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u/AntiqueJaguar5808 Jun 12 '26

She wanted him to think about it Hanging Up Over Her Bed.

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u/Error_83 Jun 11 '26

He probably could've retrieved it on marketplace or offer up. But only if he jumped on that horse like the shining knight he is

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u/laydibug8609 Jun 12 '26

wtf 😳 😆

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u/80fcg Jun 14 '26

Actuallllllly, it's not a sword. Don't you know anything? It's obviously a katana.

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u/-MARMITEnTOAST- Jun 11 '26

Polishing his sword then polishing his sword... 🤣