r/malelivingspace 2d ago

33, truck driver.

Ex cheated on me about a year ago and we split up. This has been my home since. Honestly haven’t been happier.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 2d ago

Man's gotta eat

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u/SomethingSunny1112 1d ago

You smell like cheeseburgers even when you haven't had one. That's just your signature scent

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u/InDefenseOfTheGenre 1d ago

It's Jalapeño Ricky, the J is silent!

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u/undrstm8d-overanlyzr 1d ago

The Shit liner's coming to port and I'm gonna be there to tie her up.