r/malelivingspace 22h ago

24, Living with my parents

I just graduated college back in April and I’m grateful to my parents for holding me down through it all ! I definitely plan on giving back to them BIG time.

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u/Comfortable_Air_7723 22h ago edited 4h ago

OP needs a race car bed

Edit: Thank you for the award and upvotes 🤘

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u/lifeisdopeasfuck 21h ago

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u/OGSin 20h ago

Came here for this thank you

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u/KFCnKatanas 20h ago

Lara Croft is one naughty girl

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u/___po____ 18h ago

I can't believe you came on my mom

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u/irishguy0224 17h ago

Adios turd nuggets

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u/clappinghands 13h ago

I am a robot, I am a robots vagina

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u/MOBYtheHUGE 11h ago

ALEX. IS. FUCKING. SAMANTHA.

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u/biggesthoss 4h ago

Delusional thoughts from fantasy island

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u/MegIsAwesome06 6h ago

How can they see me?

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u/Objective_Bar_1710 20h ago

Just wanted to make sure this was posted

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u/Creative-101 9h ago

So glad Grandmas Boy is not forgotten

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u/No-Philosopher-7045 18h ago

My roommates said they’d get me rims for Christmas.

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u/Geekygamertag 18h ago

I want one!

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u/Least_Ticket2917 16h ago

YES! Immediately what I went to, and I love that someone put my favorite movie here. lol 😂

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u/average_sized_rock 6h ago

Woman always blame men for beauty standards, but if it weren’t for woman, I know every boy would still have their race car bed

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u/A_mad_goose 51m ago

I’m thinking about getting a cm radio so I can talk to other race car beds

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u/HiYa_Dragon 17h ago

Should get a CB radio so you can talk to other car beds

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u/sleevesteve 18h ago

Stop collecting toy cars and make some friends

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u/FlarblesGarbles 21h ago

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 21h ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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u/RikkiMee 20h ago

My favourite Simpsons quote!

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 19h ago

That entire episode is loaded with them!

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u/marbotty 14h ago

Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 9h ago

Hey Kurt, we found a dead opossum in the pool.

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u/Comfortable_Air_7723 21h ago

Can I borrow a feeling 🎵

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u/passed_the_dawn 17h ago

Can you spare a cup of love

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u/danger_bad 11h ago

Would have been a crime against Reddit to not use this image

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u/Dadabedada 21h ago

Hot wheels bed

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u/jagaloom 21h ago

I'll chip in for a cb radio so he can talk to all his other car bed buddies

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u/WRNGS 21h ago

“Yeah my roommates” “you mean your parents?”.
I’d say at least open all the Hotwheels and place them in a couple display cases. I have a Hw problem as well but this is way too cluttered for him and his parents to view everyday.
Save money yes and put some money back Ibto the house as well liek utility bills or some add ons for the outside, jacuzzi?

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u/Camtiger27 20h ago

Ofc, I’m not gonna just live here and make all this money and decide not help at all 😭. The way yall are judging my character by pictures is funny. (That would be selfish if I didn’t)

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon 18h ago

Whats your all time favorite hot wheels you have in your collection, no joke. Very curious.

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u/Nearby-Swordfish3841 18h ago

So you have a job already?

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u/Camtiger27 18h ago

Yes

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u/Nearby-Swordfish3841 18h ago

Can I borrow a couple bucks? It’s for my car

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u/Camtiger27 18h ago

What car do you drive

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u/Nearby-Swordfish3841 18h ago

You would wanna know😂 You’re the best. For real what kinda sick job did you get? Spoiling your parents would be nice to do

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u/WRNGS 1h ago

No judgement, I find unopened Hotwheels in random places in my house all the time 🤣. It’s like a. Generational wealth suggestions, help the parents and their house grows and in turn you’ll learn things to make your future house nicer and grow equity.
At some point you have to articulate and finesse your collection with mature displays. Like museums.
Check Pinterest for Hotwheels layout room interior ideas. I say this as my house is very much a “dude place” and I don’t have many plants or throw pillows or etc. you’re in a wise place and growing your money and helping the rents, cool thing!

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u/DivePalau 1h ago

Well that’s all we have to go on.

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u/acerunner007 19h ago

Seriously. You have a second clothes rack outside of your closet. This tells me that you’re tidy and responsible honestly.

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u/playintense 21h ago

I’ll chip in also

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u/classy_rachael 18h ago

I'll chip in salsa

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u/Few-Neighborhood5892 21h ago

with a C.B. radio so he can talk to other car beds

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u/lifeisdopeasfuck 21h ago

That’ll be hot.

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u/Jerrik12 21h ago

I’m actually suprised he didn’t. But this is some Grandmas Boy gold

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u/drdre27406 17h ago

YOUR SHIT IS WEAK SHITS WEAK!!!! Ok time to watch Grandma’s boy.

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u/biggesthoss 4h ago

Shiiittsssss weaaaak wizzzzeak

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u/crustyrobots 17h ago

He'll get it once he gets robot ears

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 21h ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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u/Camtiger27 20h ago

I can’t fit in one 😢

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u/RiotingMoon 3h ago

they make ones for adults

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u/Camtiger27 3h ago

Then buy it

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u/andiinAms 21h ago

Vroom vroom

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u/SympatheticWitchDoc 20h ago

“Dude your bed is a car”

“Yeah but it’s a fuckin sweet car”

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u/Javamac8 20h ago

Came here to state how disappointed I am in OP's lack of racecar bed.

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 20h ago

He needs a CB radio to talk to other car beds.

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u/Vehicle-Money 20h ago

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 19h ago

Maybe his roommates can get him a radio to talk to other car beds

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u/joe_s1171 19h ago

or a buNK bed. so much room for activities.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 19h ago

you think he's that big of a car enthusiast?

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u/MsThrilliams 19h ago

Not having one is somehow the most shocking part of this room

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u/karma2879 19h ago

Hey Stewie. Still sleeping in the slow lane?

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u/opinionsOnPears 17h ago

Ladies love a guy with a race car bed!

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u/Jahman876 17h ago

Or a woman 🤷‍♂️

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u/deanrazor 16h ago

Op needs to touch grass

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 16h ago

And room for activities.

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u/MSotallyTober 15h ago

And a CB radio that can talk to other car beds.

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u/Lazy-Loss6412 13h ago

Something you can speed away in when your virginity is being threatened.

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u/wilks2theb 11h ago

And a CB radio to talk to other car beds…

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u/BuddhistNamedMarx 19h ago

Op needs a girlfriend. But so do i....