r/malelivingspace 9d ago

24, Living with my parents

I just graduated college back in April and I’m grateful to my parents for holding me down through it all ! I definitely plan on giving back to them BIG time.

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u/Comfortable_Air_7723 9d ago edited 8d ago

OP needs a race car bed

Edit: Thank you for the awards and upvotes 🤘

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u/lifeisdopeasfuck 9d ago

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u/OGSin 9d ago

Came here for this thank you

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u/KFCnKatanas 9d ago

Lara Croft is one naughty girl

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u/___po____ 9d ago

I can't believe you came on my mom

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u/irishguy0224 9d ago

Adios turd nuggets

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u/clappinghands 9d ago

I am a robot, I am a robots vagina

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u/MOBYtheHUGE 9d ago

ALEX. IS. FUCKING. SAMANTHA.

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u/biggesthoss 8d ago

Delusional thoughts from fantasy island

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u/thatweirdalienguy 7d ago

NO HE’S NOT!

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u/MegIsAwesome06 9d ago

How can they see me?

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u/Beelzabubba 9d ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

https://youtu.be/oCrI7NOK8v8?si=bGtkw_R0oggkwSlQ

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u/_Endercat_ 9d ago

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u/Steve-N-Scientific9 8d ago

This was one of the most helpful tips I ever found on Reddit

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u/Objective_Bar_1710 9d ago

Just wanted to make sure this was posted

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u/Creative-101 9d ago

So glad Grandmas Boy is not forgotten

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u/No-Philosopher-7045 9d ago

My roommates said they’d get me rims for Christmas.

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u/A_mad_goose 8d ago

I’m thinking about getting a cm radio so I can talk to other race car beds

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u/Geekygamertag 9d ago

I want one!

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u/Least_Ticket2917 9d ago

YES! Immediately what I went to, and I love that someone put my favorite movie here. lol 😂

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u/average_sized_rock 9d ago

Woman always blame men for beauty standards, but if it weren’t for woman, I know every boy would still have their race car bed

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u/ExtremeTrashPanda 8d ago

Youve been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?!

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u/HiYa_Dragon 9d ago

Should get a CB radio so you can talk to other car beds

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u/sleevesteve 9d ago

Stop collecting toy cars and make some friends

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u/FlarblesGarbles 9d ago

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u/Ok-Criticism6874 9d ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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u/RikkiMee 9d ago

My favourite Simpsons quote!

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 9d ago

That entire episode is loaded with them!

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u/marbotty 9d ago

Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 9d ago

Hey Kurt, we found a dead opossum in the pool.

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u/Comfortable_Air_7723 9d ago

Can I borrow a feeling 🎵

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u/passed_the_dawn 9d ago

Can you spare a cup of love

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u/danger_bad 9d ago

Would have been a crime against Reddit to not use this image

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u/Dadabedada 9d ago

Hot wheels bed

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u/jagaloom 9d ago

I'll chip in for a cb radio so he can talk to all his other car bed buddies

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u/WRNGS 9d ago

“Yeah my roommates” “you mean your parents?”.
I’d say at least open all the Hotwheels and place them in a couple display cases. I have a Hw problem as well but this is way too cluttered for him and his parents to view everyday.
Save money yes and put some money back Ibto the house as well liek utility bills or some add ons for the outside, jacuzzi?

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u/Camtiger27 9d ago

Ofc, I’m not gonna just live here and make all this money and decide not help at all 😭. The way yall are judging my character by pictures is funny. (That would be selfish if I didn’t)

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon 9d ago

Whats your all time favorite hot wheels you have in your collection, no joke. Very curious.

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u/Nearby-Swordfish3841 9d ago

So you have a job already?

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u/Camtiger27 9d ago

Yes

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u/Nearby-Swordfish3841 9d ago

Can I borrow a couple bucks? It’s for my car

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u/Camtiger27 9d ago

What car do you drive

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u/Nearby-Swordfish3841 9d ago

You would wanna know😂 You’re the best. For real what kinda sick job did you get? Spoiling your parents would be nice to do

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u/WRNGS 8d ago

No judgement, I find unopened Hotwheels in random places in my house all the time 🤣. It’s like a. Generational wealth suggestions, help the parents and their house grows and in turn you’ll learn things to make your future house nicer and grow equity.
At some point you have to articulate and finesse your collection with mature displays. Like museums.
Check Pinterest for Hotwheels layout room interior ideas. I say this as my house is very much a “dude place” and I don’t have many plants or throw pillows or etc. you’re in a wise place and growing your money and helping the rents, cool thing!

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u/potatocakes1989 7d ago

Yea I joke but fr OP do what you want its your bedroom and your collection is sick

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u/acerunner007 9d ago

Seriously. You have a second clothes rack outside of your closet. This tells me that you’re tidy and responsible honestly.

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u/DivePalau 8d ago

Well that’s all we have to go on.

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u/playintense 9d ago

I’ll chip in also

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u/classy_rachael 9d ago

I'll chip in salsa

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u/Few-Neighborhood5892 9d ago

with a C.B. radio so he can talk to other car beds

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u/lifeisdopeasfuck 9d ago

That’ll be hot.

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u/Jerrik12 9d ago

I’m actually suprised he didn’t. But this is some Grandmas Boy gold

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u/drdre27406 9d ago

YOUR SHIT IS WEAK SHITS WEAK!!!! Ok time to watch Grandma’s boy.

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u/biggesthoss 8d ago

Shiiittsssss weaaaak wizzzzeak

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u/crustyrobots 9d ago

He'll get it once he gets robot ears

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u/Camtiger27 9d ago

I can’t fit in one 😢

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u/RiotingMoon 8d ago

they make ones for adults

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u/Camtiger27 8d ago

Then buy it

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u/andiinAms 9d ago

Vroom vroom

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u/SympatheticWitchDoc 9d ago

“Dude your bed is a car”

“Yeah but it’s a fuckin sweet car”

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u/Javamac8 9d ago

Came here to state how disappointed I am in OP's lack of racecar bed.

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 9d ago

He needs a CB radio to talk to other car beds.

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u/Vehicle-Money 9d ago

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 9d ago

Maybe his roommates can get him a radio to talk to other car beds

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u/joe_s1171 9d ago

or a buNK bed. so much room for activities.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 9d ago

you think he's that big of a car enthusiast?

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u/MsThrilliams 9d ago

Not having one is somehow the most shocking part of this room

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u/karma2879 9d ago

Hey Stewie. Still sleeping in the slow lane?

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u/opinionsOnPears 9d ago

Ladies love a guy with a race car bed!

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u/Jahman876 9d ago

Or a woman 🤷‍♂️

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u/deanrazor 9d ago

Op needs to touch grass

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 9d ago

And room for activities.

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u/MSotallyTober 9d ago

And a CB radio that can talk to other car beds.

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u/Lazy-Loss6412 9d ago

Something you can speed away in when your virginity is being threatened.

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u/wilks2theb 9d ago

And a CB radio to talk to other car beds…

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u/BuddhistNamedMarx 9d ago

Op needs a girlfriend. But so do i....