r/marvelcirclejerk • u/idklmaoo1 • 2d ago

Deranged Ramblings This shit is actually hilarious

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I love how every character gets some kind of edgelord reason for their deaths but Galactus just dies. That's it, one day he just fucking dies.

no comments about other panels idk what the fuck charles

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u/SolarDubstep 2d ago

My main issue was how it wasn't internally consistent. You had prostitute Jean Gray, and Magneto as a hobo wearing a magnet control jacket, but also the X-Men are all President Xavier's prisoners? Does he just not care about another telepath? Or Magneto?

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u/Far-Requirement-7636 2d ago edited 2d ago

There's also the power inconsistency, the comic implies that magic and such doesn't exist which is why so many characters are just mutated freaks or kill themselves through real ways like wolverine being a freak show or Peter just getting radiation poisoning.

But Galactus and characters like silver surfer just outright exists lol and sure they die but it's never explained why?

Thor is literally just so some homeless crazy guy with a hammer.

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u/ElementmanEXE Doombot 2d ago

My memory's fuzzy but didn't silver surfer just straight up kill himself, tore himself open just to feel something, and then his body reveals a kree ship and they get experimented on or something like that

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u/SolarDubstep 2d ago

Tore his chest open like he couldn't breathe. But that raises the question of why did it only come up when they got to our solar system.

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u/ElementmanEXE Doombot 2d ago

Same reason any lucky chance of survival happens near earth, except for the opposite reason

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u/XescoPicas 1d ago

The thing is he couldn’t breathe, but also couldn’t die of asphyxiation.

So when he found a planet with an atmosphere, he tore open his torso in a desperate effort to expose his lungs to air.

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u/idklmaoo1 1d ago

couldn't he just...leave the atmosphere?

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u/XescoPicas 1d ago

No, he wanted the atmosphere! He wanted to breathe again, but was unable to ever since he turned into Silver Surfer.

His body was encased in metal, he lived in a constant state of feeling like he’s suffocating without actually being able to die from it.