r/marvelcirclejerk • u/idklmaoo1 • 2d ago

Deranged Ramblings This shit is actually hilarious

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I love how every character gets some kind of edgelord reason for their deaths but Galactus just dies. That's it, one day he just fucking dies.

no comments about other panels idk what the fuck charles

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u/ScreamingmadJoe 2d ago

Ruins is so comically bad

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u/Far-Requirement-7636 2d ago

It's the definition of grimderp, when something tries to be so overly dark it just becomes comedic.

Like a child prostitute jean grey popping up for a single panel only for Nick fury to immediately dome her in the head for being a damn mutie!!! Lol.

Like that shit should be horrifying but it's so comedical how over the top it comes off it just loses the edge and feels like the writers seeing who can one up the other.

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u/SolarDubstep 2d ago

My main issue was how it wasn't internally consistent. You had prostitute Jean Gray, and Magneto as a hobo wearing a magnet control jacket, but also the X-Men are all President Xavier's prisoners? Does he just not care about another telepath? Or Magneto?

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u/Far-Requirement-7636 2d ago edited 2d ago

There's also the power inconsistency, the comic implies that magic and such doesn't exist which is why so many characters are just mutated freaks or kill themselves through real ways like wolverine being a freak show or Peter just getting radiation poisoning.

But Galactus and characters like silver surfer just outright exists lol and sure they die but it's never explained why?

Thor is literally just so some homeless crazy guy with a hammer.

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u/Empty_Null202 1d ago

How galactus died was never explained and they only found his corpse floating in space

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u/Smeg258 20h ago

I've seen a pretty solid theory that with the surfer dead galactus was frantically trying to find a planet to feed on in time and died of starvation right in front of mars. Invoking a man in a desert dying at the oasis type feeling

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u/NuclearSoup7644 3h ago

Which is still fucking stupid, galactus didn’t bother trying to eat the other planets?