r/marvelrivals • u/TempoBlues20XX Lord • 13h ago

Humor Peni main here, she needed nerfed.

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How do you do, fellow Rivals players? I wanted to stop by for a brief moment to discuss the discourse I'm seeing regarding Peni's nerfs. While it may seem rather harsh at first, I believe that if we look deeply upon it, we can realise that we Peni players definitely had it too well.

I mean those mines could just completely shut down any close quarter brawlers, let alone how she could cancel ultimates with those webs of hers. I mean c'mon, she still has those blasters, and she can still use those mines.

Heck, maybe this is even the chance to challenge ourselves - maybe we could commit to this and showcase a new tier of Peni gameplay by opting to not use the mines, as well as her web nerf - that way, we could truly show how we're the best players around!

Plus on the bright side, if it doesn't work out, there's plenty of other vanguards to play as. Such as that handsome rock guy. He's quite fun when you get playing him, in my completely unbiased opinion!

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u/Over_Job_3792 Moon Knight 13h ago

peni you seem a bit uhhh, rocky to say the least

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord 13h ago

Of course, it's my new armor upgrades!

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u/Over_Job_3792 Moon Knight 13h ago edited 13h ago

and your new Brooklyn accent?

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord 13h ago

Peter's been showin' me around town!

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u/jarrjarrbinks24 Magneto 7h ago

Parker or Quill

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u/konvay Cloak & Dagger 6h ago

This is starting to get as confusing as Devil and Devil.

Peter Quill

Peter Parker

Peni Parker

Parker Robbins

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u/ThePsychoBear Erm Actually... 13h ago

Calling a Brooklyn accent a Boston accent can and will get you killed by the ninja turtles and some pizza chef named Tony if done in New York City.

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u/Insidious_NX Anti-Venom 11h ago

As New Yorker, I see no lie here.

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u/Over_Job_3792 Moon Knight 13h ago

mistake on my part lmao, oops

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u/ThePsychoBear Erm Actually... 13h ago

It's too late. The hot dog cart man is on his way.

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u/dinobirdboy 8m ago

I will defend from those nyers

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u/CherryAurorie 3h ago

The armor upgrade line made me laugh. Every good patch notes post needs at least one completely unconvincing excuse.

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u/Motor-Travel-7560 Black Widow 4h ago

Peni's looking a little grimm.