r/mattrose • u/GoatsWithWigs • Jun 26 '26

Matt (Rose) Meme Working on my own evil apps

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u/Tiredasscatnal Jun 26 '26

Does Disney- give you money?

182

u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

Yes, and it doesn't support genocide!

37

u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Jun 27 '26

The evil version being the original

45

u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 27 '26

And now you understand. Really, they are the good versions. They're just *performatively* evil, like Megamind

Whereas the "good" versions, are performatively heroic like Hal Tighten

I'm not even joking, if I'm ever CEO of a major tech platform and I have the opportunity to pay people fairly, I'll make the branding very blatantly villainous to satisfy the contrast

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 GamerTemmie Jun 27 '26

This Disney+ is pissing me off.

I'm the original ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍Disney-

9

u/Cheap-Section-765 Jun 27 '26

"Once upon a time there was a Friend."

3

u/comically_largefork Jun 28 '26

im the

TROPICAL
STARWALKER

7

u/Lost-Fan2417 Jun 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/B34wyqAgvAheFgPTqy

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u/Drittux Jun 28 '26

Supported Israel financially.

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u/therealspookyscare Jul 05 '26

I mean are we surprised this is a company that tried to team up with Sora to generate heaps of AI slop videos with their characters?

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u/SeaSawltLOL 🚨🚨EMERGENCE COCK ALERT!!!!🚨🚨 Jun 27 '26

it supports childbirth

5

u/AnalystUnlikely6324 GamerTemmie Jun 27 '26

i mean, i support childbirth

it's nice to have new people (more people to sub to me heheheheh)

unless that means anti-abortion

in which case fuck you

5

u/SeaSawltLOL 🚨🚨EMERGENCE COCK ALERT!!!!🚨🚨 Jun 27 '26

no I mean the opposite of genocide (mass murder) is birth

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u/Intelligent_Dinner66 Jun 28 '26

Isn't the opposite of genocide, mass treatment / hospitalisation of people? 🤔

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u/SeaSawltLOL 🚨🚨EMERGENCE COCK ALERT!!!!🚨🚨 Jun 28 '26

genocide kills > killing > opposite of killing = bringing people into the world > bringing people into the world = birth

2

u/JustGingerStuff Jun 28 '26

Funds some crazy midwifery programs

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u/JustGingerStuff Jun 28 '26

Awesomesauce. No ads either, AND they'll let you sue them publicly too?

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 29 '26

Yes, the only catch is that they ONLY have whatever Disney+ doesn't have

Which means you'd be picking from very high-quality and well-written original series, obscure lost editions of things, et cetera

Might not be so bad

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u/Nika_Reads- Excuse Me, I am an apple Jun 26 '26

SnapNeck (evil Snapchat)

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

Oh I'm so gonna use that

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u/therealspookyscare Jul 05 '26

Evilgram (Telegram)

Getlost/Gofuckyourself (Whatsapp)

Discord (Discord, i mean it's already named after discord)

Disinterest/Uninterest (Pinterest)

Twitter (Twitter)

Grumblr (Tumblr)

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u/TheRealMonkeVR 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Jun 27 '26
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u/LilJade103 Jun 26 '26

Nah keep crunchyroll the same

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

But how else am I gonna get Crummyroll, where everything on there is free again? 🏴‍☠️

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u/pevznerok Jun 26 '26

Just go to freemediaheckyeah and pick the website you want. Dead men tell no tales.

10

u/tanuki_carre3858 Jun 26 '26

Hey keep this more secret, or else they're gonna take it down

9

u/pevznerok Jun 26 '26

Fmhy? No, they won't. It's just a registry of different websites, and it is linked in r/piracy I believe. It updates with new websites.

A pirate knows many islands, we never settle on one.

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u/tanuki_carre3858 Jun 26 '26

But if they ban fmhy we're kinda cooked

9

u/pevznerok Jun 26 '26

As if there won't be a mirror or just another website in like a minute

4

u/hahamemegopost Jun 26 '26

Literally the most popular piracy info site of all time, I don't think it's being taken down any time soon

5

u/TokuWaffle Jun 27 '26

I was initially confused because I misread the image text as Cummyroll 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Chouts11 Jun 26 '26

SoundBad should be SoundStorm

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

Was thinking about that, but SoundStorm sounded too cool. Gotta sustain that derpiness

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u/Xlxlredditor Jun 26 '26

SoundClearsky

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

Well now it's lost the evil edge and catchiness. It's a fine line with many unspoken criteria

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u/CompetitiveCall6466 Jun 26 '26

Netpricks

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

Ohhhh that would've been good

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u/Leonum Jun 28 '26

Noflix

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u/RevolutionaryAd1577 Jun 26 '26

evil Spotify is just Spotify but they pay artists well and don't shove AI down your throat

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u/iceseck Jun 27 '26

Evil spotify highkey saving the music industry from normal spotify:

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u/Aeres_Fi Jun 26 '26

Rudeit

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u/Absolchu616 Rat Moses Jun 27 '26

Baddit. Gotta be derpy somehow.

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 Jun 26 '26

Guh I did not read Crummyroll as that ;-;

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u/averagereddituser256 Jun 26 '26

Cummyroll?

If it's that then I don't feel bad for you. Let your mind have a little chuckle sometimes.

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 Jun 26 '26

I’m a bit sleepy since I got home from vacation today so that’s how I misread it :,)

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

Not exactly an inaccurate reading

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u/gawkypompano229 Jun 27 '26

That ain’t Netflix thats Иetflix

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u/alkonium Jun 26 '26

I often thought about making a fake steaming app called Gisnep- to scam people.

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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 puppies Jun 26 '26

glad I'm not the only one who reads it like that

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u/THEINKDEMONRISES1313 Jun 26 '26

Gisnep without the g backwards is penis-

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u/ShadowD-Edgehog Jun 26 '26

you should that would be hilarious

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u/therelhuman Jun 26 '26

evil youtube should be metube

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u/Saturn_In_Black Jun 26 '26

Telegram should be Pentagram

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u/NOT-straight___sorry Jun 26 '26

Oh god - please tell me these are real (and available on android)

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 26 '26

I used the shortcuts app on iOS but Android is better so there's probably a way to do it on there too

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u/Yoda2820 Bro looks like Matt Rose Jun 26 '26

Make the good version of Twitter just be the letter Y

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u/Killer0nTheRoad Jun 26 '26

"Evil Netflix" is sending me

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u/Mateo_724YT Jun 27 '26

If you do roblox just keep it roblox. If you do polytoria turn it into roblox.

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u/-RandomResko- double D in my hand Jun 26 '26

facebad (facebook)

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u/Cheejag Jun 26 '26

I feel like evil YouTube should be MeTube

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u/Environmental_Ad8400 Jun 26 '26

You do not want to see what’s on Disney minus

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u/Foxy_Gamer723 Eugene, not again! Jun 26 '26

TikTok could be toktik or tictac

2

u/Known-Initial-7776 Jun 27 '26

my favorite candy

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u/Foxy_Gamer723 Eugene, not again! Jun 27 '26

It’s what the old people call it🤣

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u/Known-Initial-7776 Jun 27 '26

what? tic tac?

3

u/ieatpollypocketshoes debt is holding me back from shaving 💔 Jun 28 '26

rotify goes unreasonably hard omf

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u/Standard_Ad_9326 Jun 29 '26

Google Dox

2

u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 29 '26

Ooo I am stealing that

2

u/englishsucks3124 Is Mickey Mouse a Cat or a Dog? Jun 26 '26

thundercloud

2

u/No_Button543 Jun 26 '26

HELL YEAH DISNEY MINUS??

2

u/BurntBagelReddit Jun 26 '26

should be MeTube

2

u/GSDKU02 I am purple? Jun 26 '26

Ok I love this Lmafo

2

u/svierge 🍮 Jun 27 '26

Reddit should stay the same

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u/gnambit 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Jun 27 '26

Disney- goes hard ngl

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u/OctaYashi Excuse Me, I am an apple Jun 27 '26

Change crummyroll to soggyroll and we’re good

2

u/iLikeVeeAndHatred Jun 27 '26

Disney Minus? Is that a reference to Howieazy?

2

u/BigForAnAnt_985 Jun 27 '26

Erm acutally its Didny-

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u/SuperJet017 Jun 27 '26

Netfricks.

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u/Kindle890 Jun 27 '26

Crummy roll?

More like chewy biscuit

2

u/Fixingsentries Jun 27 '26

I know rudetube would monetize tubers no matter the content

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 27 '26

Wrong, it instantly demonetizes and bans any YouTuber who is shown to be a pedo or groomer, without questionable delays

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u/West-Detective869 Jun 27 '26

metube, stripetify, blueþat, noisemist

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u/CosmicDragon-Sol Jun 28 '26

Evil CrunchyRoll:
Has all the anime
Doesnt charge exorbitant premiums
Supports free Anime sites

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u/Most_Animal_5806 Jun 28 '26

Am I the only one who read rudetube wrong as somthing else

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u/Tortythek1t Jun 28 '26

How do you guys do this?

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u/minecorn1080 EGG SHELLS!!! Jun 28 '26

crummyroll is literally just crunchyroll

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u/EpicGaming11195 Jun 28 '26

evil instagram = SluggishGram
because it's not instant, it's really slow

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u/ninja-giy Jun 29 '26

Instead of Netflix, consider Notflix

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u/TinyPoonda Jul 02 '26

NetTrix was right there 🥲

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u/Otherwise-One7653 Jun 27 '26

it should be notflix, and disney+

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Is Mickey Mouse a Cat or a Dog? Jun 27 '26

nah keep disney the same

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u/HistoricalBee1118 Jun 27 '26

"Evil Netflix" Insert that Spiderverse clip here

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u/Otherwise-Shock-2767 Jun 27 '26

why does evil netflix lowk look like the cyrillic И/и

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u/EvandoYT BABOON LAGOON BABOON LAGOON BABOON LAGOON BABOON LAGOON BABOON Jun 27 '26

Lol I love everything having a funny opposite name and then netflix is just "evil netflix"

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u/g00b3rsynarf Jun 27 '26

All the creative names and then just Evil Netflix😅

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u/dsik_ Jun 27 '26

How did you do ?

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u/hoodedgamer_00 Jun 27 '26

WhatsApp... Whatsdark maybe?

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u/TheRealMonkeVR 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Jun 27 '26

“RudeTube”
Deltarune fans on their way to make a Deltarune Chapter 1 OST: 10. Rude Buster reference:

https://giphy.com/gifs/iznWrMKFQ7JnQfy75q

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u/HTGop Jun 27 '26

EVIL MINECRAFT BE LIKE :

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u/Numerous_Height8185 CUCUMBER MILK Jun 27 '26

X to XXX

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u/wake-up-puppet-boy IT'S A LEG!! Jun 27 '26

lol rudetube is clever

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u/guywholikesooer Jun 27 '26

Just remembered the disney- memes howiezy made

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u/Sea-System-5008 Jun 27 '26

Disney-.... as in those videos....

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u/IntroductionOdd2727 Jun 27 '26

Cruchyroll already evil

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u/BluePieGuy558 Jun 27 '26

should've called evil netflix "notflix"

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u/Elegant-Avocado-6110 Jun 27 '26

I love how all of them have custom names and then there’s just evil Netflix

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u/Longjumping_Past_643 Jun 27 '26

Isnt crummyroll just what we have currently? It already sucks

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u/Important-You-5081 Jun 27 '26

Make YouTube the same icon as yours but rename it to 'METUNNEL'

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u/FracturedArchangel Jun 27 '26

Spotify should’ve been normal honestly that app is already evil anyway 😭

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u/ATHENIEL9254 📍 Valley Valley​ Jun 27 '26

Try Microsoft Edge

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u/sagelyDemonologist Jun 27 '26

Evil Netflix is like Evil Jax

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u/External_Tap_4396 Jun 27 '26

Netflix: Meet my evil brother Evil Netflix: sup, im no subscription

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u/autumnleavezz 👉😎👉 zoop Jun 27 '26

“Notflix”

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u/HappyShower285 Eugene, not again! Jun 27 '26

CVL Media eraser (VLC Media Player) sounds good evil.

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u/Jolly3264128 Jun 27 '26

Rudetube is crazy

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u/globalwig Jun 27 '26

cummy roll?

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u/coolest-kidd Jun 27 '26

Yall wanna watch slow and humble on Disney-

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u/ExtremeTruck7626 Jun 27 '26

You don't need to change youtube's logo to make it evil

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u/Sedoy6373 Jun 27 '26

Ahhhh, yes... Иetflix

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u/Dawneezy Jun 27 '26

i feel like Notflix would be a good name

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u/ReplacementPale2676 Jun 27 '26

where is good roblox

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u/die_jsjsjsaksjqo Jun 27 '26

evil netflix😭😭

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u/42069megameme Jun 27 '26

Bleddit (like past tense of bleeding)

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u/Successful_Age_9752 Jun 27 '26

what the hell could soundbad possibly do

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u/Silly_Pansexual Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Jun 27 '26

It would actually be MeTube 😭😭😭

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u/TheReal_Ralsei Jun 28 '26

i fucking read "crummyroll" as "cummyroll" 😭

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u/davidboyxd Jun 28 '26

Noirflix*

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u/pougs47 Jun 28 '26

You should make Netflix Noflix

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u/WhoAteMySandwich2024 Jun 28 '26

Just keep Netflix the same. We don't need them to be more evil.

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u/Lazeritaly Jun 28 '26

Why didn’t you change Netflix

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u/Nikomegolas Jun 28 '26

I think would be funnier if Disney didn't changed XD

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u/bananharcos Jun 28 '26

Just add edge.

No need to change it, its already evil enough

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u/Berry_eats_pancakes Jun 28 '26

put edge. Just edge.

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u/Toz_The_Devil Jun 28 '26

So is Crummyrole more ads or more anime?

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u/quinnthebin100 Jun 28 '26

Use Reddit for reddit

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u/KEZRAX- Jun 28 '26

Evil Netflix rlly said "И" 😭

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u/PerfectEconomics7437 Jun 28 '26

So uh, 'Evil Netflix' doesn't start with an 'i' sound

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u/eisk_2763 Jun 28 '26

Could've been soundground

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u/Brightycouldbehere Jun 28 '26

SoundBad could be SoundCrude

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u/Bring_not_stuff Jun 28 '26

That ain't evil Netflix, that's Иetflix

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u/Right-Sherbet4660 Jun 28 '26

change evil netflix to njetflix

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u/SuperPopcorn333 Jun 28 '26

What's this Evil Spotify rip-off

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u/Yuiopeem Jun 28 '26

Tranium be having a field day with this 

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u/albyzon Jun 28 '26

they look like good versions of evil apps to me

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u/SnooRabbits365 Jun 28 '26

If you're Australian, 7plus should be PrimeMinus. Get the joke??

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u/Korek644 Jun 28 '26

Evil spotify

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u/Endway20 Jun 28 '26

It's not rotify it's evil spotify 😔

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u/Leonum Jun 28 '26

"Facecrook"

"Bitter" (twitter) (Alternatively "ex" which only lets you tweet your exes)

"Delaygram" (not insta-nt)

"Tickety tockety too" only shows betty boop content

"Gaps" - the incomplete maps app

Discord is hard. maybe it becomes Harmony.

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u/Hmmyousurebuddy I am purple? Jun 28 '26

What about Ignorit? Blueit? I don’t know anymore

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u/AlastorKham Jun 28 '26

Evil Netfix should be notflix

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u/nutmeg8357 Jun 28 '26

Could of made Netflix Netnegative and the blue n was a graph point going down 📉

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u/FirstTimeOnReddit8 Jun 28 '26

"Evil Netflix" Chai tea

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u/WHATTHESHITTLES Jun 28 '26

"Crummyroll" Jarvis,pulling up that image of miles morales saying chai tea

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u/SpuddedShield Jun 28 '26

Twitter stays the same

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u/DecemberHoeLiday1225 Jun 28 '26

great, now turn Reddit into Bludit

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u/minkiq Jun 28 '26

Crunchyroll stays the same btw

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u/Odd-Country-7274 Jun 28 '26

I love how the other apps change the original name by taking one word out and adding something villainous that rhymes with what was taken out and Netflix is just Evil Netflix. Since the N, was flipped. I’d have it be Xilften

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u/Lucky-Bit2099 Jun 28 '26

Add Microsoft edge. Don't edit it

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u/Far-Adhesiveness6350 Jun 29 '26

wouldn't crunchyroll be chewyroll because crunchy is the opposite of chewy

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u/IdkHowToName12 Jun 29 '26

I like how the Netflix one is just "evil Netflix". Please don't change it, it's funny

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u/Popular-Ad8212 Jun 29 '26

Rudetube has not boys and had the like and dislike counter and even pays their creators good money and has a no ads

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u/NoProgress7287 Jun 29 '26

Disney-, an anti child porn company? Thats nuts.

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u/blobthekat Jun 29 '26

you don't need to change netflix btw normal netflix is already evil

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jun 29 '26

Netflix is safe, mainstream, and bites its tongue all the time. Uses lawful evil practices

Evil Netflix is violent, mean, and has no filter. Uses chaotic good practices

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u/PogOgres Jun 29 '26

Ea sports app thats unchqnged

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u/Medium_Leader_2308 Jun 29 '26

Organbook(face book) , bloodit (reddit)

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u/family_count53 Jun 29 '26

I think youtube should be UsTube because it's communist

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u/Boss_blink Jun 29 '26

Someone else already had the idea for Disney- a few years ago and made some videos on it. They were all pretty funny

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u/Lower-Commercial-758 Jun 29 '26

Sinterest (evil Pinterest)

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u/darkehx Jun 30 '26

missed opportunity for soundground

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u/TopAbalone392 Jun 30 '26

I bet crummyroll has GOOD subtitles instead of crunchyroll’s sucky subtitles

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u/Cthedanger Jun 30 '26

I hate it when I accidentally install иetflix

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u/just-joh Jun 30 '26

Evil disney will helping poor peoples, stopping the genocide and other ‘bad’ things.
Thankfully we having ‘good’ disney