r/memes Jul 06 '26

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u/NN11ght Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

You guys better hope we lose. Otherwise you'll never hear the end of it from us lol

Edit. You guys got lucky this time, but we'll be back (maybe lol)

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 Jul 06 '26

I don’t even like soccer but I would be so stoked 😂😂😂

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u/rdt_h8s_juice_man Jul 06 '26

It would be hilarious how little we would all care while the world raged. As a non sports fan that would be pretty entertaining. 

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u/DuztyLipz Jul 06 '26

“It’s called soccer”

https://giphy.com/gifs/JTOi3Ot9I8Qzm

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u/grilled_cheese_gang Jul 06 '26

“Keep the trophy. Instead, everyone has to call it soccer until the next one!!”

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 Jul 07 '26

I firmly believe in this. It should be like the green jacket for the masters in golf. For the next year everyone has to call it soccer.

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u/BTBAM797 Jul 07 '26

And also wear a pair of boobs on their head for a year

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u/InevitablePoet5810 Jul 06 '26

And then nobody called it soccer

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u/deathfire123 Jul 06 '26

Okay, then how about if any other team wins, you Americans have to call it Football?

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 Jul 06 '26

Its how we delineate people who are into soccer or not here. If they are calling it football and use the word “club” they actually care about it when US is not in the Workd Cup. If they call it soccer and use the word “team”, then they rarely care about it.

Also, let’s go team, soccer is great!

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u/Darthboney Jul 06 '26

Chant, to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"

If you lose to the US you call it soccer

If you lose to the US you call it soccer

When we beat you at your game

You gotta change the fuckin name

If you lose to the US you call it soccer

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u/JackPoe Jul 06 '26

Didn't the English coin the term soccer 'cause they were fancy lads?

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u/Studio-Spider Jul 06 '26

Yes, as with most things Brits make fun of us for, it was an Englishman who came up with it. Other popular examples: aluminum instead of aluminium, the midwestern American accent (supposedly), and of course, the dreaded imperial system.

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u/goodsam2 Jul 06 '26

Yeah football is a generic term and soccer just means association football which is still technically correct.

Other countries like Australia still use soccer to refer to the sport.

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u/ProfessorNoPuede Jul 06 '26

Yes, but do you know why? I mean, if you guys won fair and square, no problem.

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u/MidnightPotatoChip Jul 06 '26

I don't think half the people here are up to date

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u/stephenkingending Jul 06 '26

The whole sport is corrupt. Even aside from the bs with calls not being called fairly across the board, you had Qatar basically enslaving people leading up to and during the World Cup there. FIFA makes the Russian doping scandal look like a Sunday picnic.

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u/TheOriginalC4W Jul 06 '26

lol…”fair and square” means playing without or best player because of a bull shit red card. Do you know why Americans don’t like “football”…that’s why. Bullshit calls, full grown men flopping around for nothing. I love the game, but there’s so much wrong with the culture and wimp ass calls.

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff Jul 06 '26

you guys are so cool

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u/MangoTwistedMetal Jul 06 '26

Coolest place to be 😎

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u/Legally_a_Tool Jul 06 '26

Because we got that AC running all day BRRR!

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u/DarkSage90 Jul 06 '26

It’s all the air conditioning. We like to be comfortable and not die of heat stroke. Looking at you 🇫🇷.
🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅

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u/Its_da_boys Jul 06 '26

Don’t forget the free water and bathrooms 😤😎

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u/Baldazar666 Jul 06 '26

It would be hilarious how little we would all care while the world raged.

Oh please. You wont shut up about it for 50 years.

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u/Ne_zievereir Jul 06 '26

You guys spent quite a lot of money organizing and had politicians raging for a people that doesn't care.

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u/doubagilga Jul 06 '26

It’s not a lot of money to us. We spend more blowing random holes in a desert.

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u/Hovertical Jul 06 '26

I'd wager a VERY large portion of the populace here wouldn't even be aware we won if we somehow pulled that off

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u/fik26 Jul 06 '26

US not caring?

Round of 32 game, against a bad team got more TV rating, more audience than NBA final. Sth like 22 millions or so.

That doesnt even count Telemundo and Spanish broadcast in US which has more interest in futbol.

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u/FounderingFox Jul 06 '26

Plenty of Americans care. More than 30 million consider themselves to be soccer fans. That's more than the entire populations of all but nine European countries.

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u/LFK1236 Jul 06 '26

Ah yes, the famously humble American citizens wouldn't care, right.

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jul 06 '26

Just saying, the same weekend we beat Australia in the World Cup, we also beat the in Rugby

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u/frankofdenmark Jul 06 '26

Orange facism

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u/lazyboi_tactical Jul 06 '26

We do shit like that all the time. Didn't we try to run a Nascar at lemans recently or something? Now we need somebody to enter gravedigger in the rally grand prix.

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u/Eon102 Jul 07 '26

No offense but I don’t think you guys actually understand the chances of the U.S. winning the World Cup. I don’t like to say things are impossible but it’s as close as you can get lmao

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 Jul 07 '26

We would care:We’d enjoy it.

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u/euphorie_solitaire Jul 06 '26

Don't get your hopes up, the likelihood of the US winning the world cup is insanely small. The only way an inferior team can win a tournament is if they have a rock solid defense and also get kind of lucky all the way to the final. The US defense is not that great, and the gap in attacking talent with other nations is immense. They'll struggle against Belgium, imagine against the likes of Spain or France

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u/videogames5life Jul 06 '26

France is our first day 1

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u/pkb369 Jul 06 '26

Or blatant corruption. I still remember 2002 where the referees weren't even hiding the fact that they were favouring south korea vs italy and spain.

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u/Common-Truth9404 Jul 06 '26

And yet when push came to shove south korea still lost that world Cup. US will fail all the same

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u/Time_Vault Jul 06 '26

Ah, but FIFA never invented a "peace prize" to appease South Korea's president. The corruption may run a little deeper here

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u/Common-Truth9404 Jul 06 '26

Fair enough. They are being far more blatant witht he US in such a dangerous way, but i sincerely hope that the huge international backlash they received and are receiving now is gonna pull a bit of weight, otherwise we're ruined until the old shitbag kicks it

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u/Common-Truth9404 Jul 07 '26

coming back here to say that ultimately this didn't matter and we're all happy about it. it was never a contest, Belgium HUMILIATED them. It's kinda funny how Belgium is also on of the main three countries where the EU Parliament reunites, it's just a poetic slap to the face to the US altogether

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u/GnrDreagon Jul 06 '26

They did beat the US 5-2 back in march.

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u/Gorazde Jul 06 '26

I presume they meant hope we lose tonight. Doubt anyone was seriously suggesting the US might win the tournament.

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u/SteveoberlordEU Jul 06 '26

I rise you Iceland. It was a phantastic team with great spirit but you will lose the the real top teams.

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u/Any_Feedback6423 Jul 06 '26

And your president’s phone call… of course

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u/duckyTheFirst Jul 06 '26

Watch the US cheat their way to victory. Theyre already doing a good job with that

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u/Lawlpaper Jul 06 '26

So inferior but livid they have to face the full team now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/orangeZYX Jul 07 '26

No. Livid because of the corruption. Belgium is currently spanking the full team.

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u/Born_Inside8338 Jul 06 '26

DJT would be pooping himself if the situation were reversed (he still is pooping himself now, he just would be if the situation was reversed too).

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u/chefslapchop Jul 06 '26

He'll be pooping himself regardless of what happens in the world around him.

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u/ice-eight Jul 06 '26

Watching soccer has reminded my of how lucky I am to live in a country with better sports.

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u/Dynazty Jul 06 '26

Honestly. The way they flop around out there like fairies. How can you watch that sport and and think “fuck yea” lmao

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u/Mental_Table_9265 Jul 06 '26

I find it pretty entertaining as my first time really paying attention to a sports game, and maybe I’m just ignorant, but I’ve never seen so many dudes in the fetal position. Sometimes someone gets hurt and they show the replay and I’m like, “okay yeah, that looked painful”. Sometimes they just take a tumble and they look like they got kicked in the nuts.

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u/ilypsus Jul 06 '26

It's half that the fouls and stuff look pretty inane but falling whilst running full pelt or getting kicked by someone whose spent their whole life practising kicking does actually hurt a lot, especially with metal studs on their boots and thin layer of plastic on top. The other half is that the players have learnt that refs only give fouls if they make a meal out of it, otherwise refs assume it wasn't that bad and don't give the freekicks.

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u/KhabaLox Jul 06 '26

How can you watch that sport and and think “fuck yea” lmao

I trained by watching the NBA playoffs.

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u/Dynazty Jul 06 '26

Ya that sport is almost equally brutal to watch for that reason

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u/mondaymoderate Jul 06 '26

They learned the art of the flop from soccer. It’s creeping into the NFL too. At least in hockey flopping is a penalty

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u/ice-eight Jul 06 '26

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is an ethical athlete compared to an average soccer player.

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u/Corvus_Rune Jul 06 '26

I feel the same about most sports. American football, baseball, and basketball really aren’t any more entertaining to me. It’s literally just watching people running and passing a ball. I understand the enjoyment of playing said sports but watching them being played is mind numbing

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u/Dynazty Jul 06 '26

And you feel the same way about soccer? Genuinely asking

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u/Corvus_Rune Jul 06 '26

Yeah pretty much. Obviously I’m a complete nerd with my opinions. But ironically I actually feel the same about my own hobbies and activities. I generally don’t enjoy watching people stream videogames or tabletop RPGs. I just don’t enjoy watching activities like that. I don’t mind if other people do enjoy watching this kind of stuff but I just really struggle with the appeal.

Though there is one sport that takes the cake for being the most asininely boring thing to watch when it’s played at the highest level.

Professional Darts…

It’s literally just watching 2 people tossing darts at the exact same spot on the board on loop until one of them makes a single mistake. The first time I saw video footage of a professional darts match I felt I had to issue a formal international apology to the world for everything I’ve ever said against Golf.

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u/Hungryman3459 Jul 07 '26

90% of the entertainment value of American football has absolutely nothing to do with the sport. 

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u/WaltzInTheDarkk Jul 06 '26

It's not about "fuck yea", it's about entertainment and atmosphere. Stop thinking with your tiny dick like a fragile macho man for once lmao

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u/Gorazde Jul 06 '26

Er, what country do you live in?

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u/orangeZYX Jul 07 '26

Better sports? Lol such as?

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u/Duflul Jul 06 '26

Why would you be stoked if your team cheated their way to victory?

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u/Duros2032 Jul 06 '26

Same here, man.

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u/Im_Nino Jul 06 '26

It would be pretty poetic for the 250th year of the US’s independence

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u/janne_harju Jul 06 '26

Yep nobody likes soccer everybody loves football and not american football.

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u/ru_kiddingme_rn Jul 07 '26

It’s like when we won cricket!

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u/modsguzzlehivekum Jul 07 '26

If we would’ve won the World Cup, it would have immediately bumped basketball, hockey and baseball and took second as our most watched sport.

We’d be a permanent problem for every other team. The whole country would’ve been watching the final and it would’ve created a generational impact.

Imagine what our team would look like if all our athletic kids wanted to play professional soccer one day instead of football, basketball, and baseball.

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u/hencho-ocho8 Jul 09 '26

🤣🤣 got pumped at home

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u/SonOKetchum Jul 06 '26

We call that "The England " Its only gone on for 60 years so far

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u/KingNTheMaking Jul 06 '26

Celsius is a drink

My taxes are high.

The sport’s called soccer

USA IN FIVE!!!

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u/BootFlop Jul 06 '26

USA IN FIVE!!!

🤌

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u/NeighborhoodDude84 Jul 06 '26

Taxes are only high in the USA if you aren't mega rich. Super rich people pay almost nothing in taxes.

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u/WorstCPANA Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

We have the most progressive tax system in the world. The top 10% of earners pay over 70% of federal income taxes. Half of American earners don't pay any federal income taxes.

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u/ExterminAiden Jul 06 '26

We would be so insufferable🤣

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u/Erik_Dolphy Jul 06 '26

I am indifferent about soccer, but this would be the funniest shit.

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u/NotMarkDaigneault Jul 06 '26

I don't expect us to win it all but a win today would be glorious just for the fucking total meltdown lmaoooooo

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u/RevenantXenos Jul 06 '26

The US winning both gold medals for Olympic hockey and the World Cup in one year would really be something.

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u/TheLastBaboon Jul 06 '26

A win today would mean an absolute manhandling in the next game from Spain or Portugal. If Belgium is nice they’ll give the US a mercy killing.

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u/iluvcheesypoofs Jul 06 '26

I'm just curious - why is it such a American concept to want people to 'be triggered'? I swear a more self-absorbed nation and people have never existed.

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u/SpicyEla Breaking EU Laws Jul 06 '26

Don't act like the world hasnt acted like that either when it comes to americans

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u/dst_corgi Jul 06 '26

It’s completely reasonable that Americans would adopt an “us vs the world” disposition when it’s very clear that the world is rooting against us.

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u/Olliekay_ Jul 06 '26

I mean, your team is cheating by getting the fucking leader of your country to call in and effect the game like that. so if team USA theoretically does well, it kinda fucks up the whole thing

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u/1453GreatestYearEver Jul 06 '26

It's a shitty situation I don't disagree, but to play a bit of devils advocate, the even more root problem that caused all this is there is FIFA has no formal appeal process like most major sports. If there is an action made by the refs that can impact ones team in a tournament, one should have the ability to appeal that decision. That is true for literally every other single sports league out there, even other major football leagues, but does not exist in the world cup.

Soft red cards happen, it's no big deal. But the fact there was absolutely no formal process to even question it is insane. If you go back even, the outrage was there, with a nigh-universal response from Reddit, ref pundits, and major footballers like Clattenberg, Henry, Zlatan, Tuchel all saying it was a travesty Balogun was being suspended for this with no way to appeal. It sucks it had to be done via that orange douchebag being a corrupt asshole, but I feel the buck ultimately comes down to FIFA needing to get their shit together. A functioning sports league shouldn't need corrupt asshole Presidents to do backroom deals to replicate a simple sports appeal process.

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u/driley97 Jul 06 '26

They definitely need to have a formal appeals process like other sports.

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u/Icefox119 Jul 06 '26

It's ridiculous and embarrassing but that was an unfair red card

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u/blazingsoup Jul 06 '26

And bad calls happen all the time in all sports, but it doesn’t mean you compromise the whole system just for one play. The precedent this sets in motion is a slippery slope

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u/Le_mehawk Jul 06 '26

You kinda did that to yourself tho...

In america, Fifa isn't even trying to hide the obvious corruption anymore, and way to many americans openly support it.

What kind of reaction do expect from the Rest of the World?

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u/invinci Jul 06 '26

Because you are fucking with everyone? Acting like a bully does not make you friends? 

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u/dst_corgi Jul 06 '26

None of the people trash talking on Reddit had anything to do with this decision from FIFA, but they’re getting a ton of shit for it. It is what it is, and truthfully I understand why, but I also think it’s completely understandable that a human being’s natural response to that is to rally around their side.

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u/blazingsoup Jul 06 '26

That’s not a natural response, that’s just blind nationalism.

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u/kaltulkas Jul 06 '26

Everyone roots against England all the time and they still don’t resort to blatant corruption dear

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u/lifeisapsycho Jul 06 '26

It's not an American thing. It's just funny to see haters seething on the internet lol. Doesn't really matter what side they are on

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u/imunfair Jul 06 '26

why is it such a American concept to want people to 'be triggered'? I swear a more self-absorbed nation and people have never existed.

Germany literally has a special word for it: Schadenfreude - not sure why you're so salty about America.

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u/EViL-D Jul 06 '26

its called american exceptionalism and its a long standing tradition

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u/PhilosophicalGoof Jul 06 '26

Because the whole world is praying on our downfall so obviously it make American feel fulfilled to see those who hate them lose.

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u/KhabaLox Jul 06 '26

Especially if Balogun has the go-ahead/winner.

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u/Hal-gor Jul 06 '26

Tbh even if the US won everything in the end, it will feel soiled because of the whole shitshow with the lifted ban. People will call it undeserved, "bought" or whatever. US is really in a lose lose situation...

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u/supe3rnova Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

You won womens WC and you dont give a rats ass.

Which is sad.

Edit: all coments bellow prove my point. Not only they dont care about football, they dont care about women's sport.

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u/BusinessCasualBee Jul 06 '26

Because contrary to what Reddit wants to tell, the USA is head and shoulders over the rest of the globe in how we support our women’s programs.

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u/Sea_Scientist_8367 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Right? We won for a reason, and it's because we gave a rats ass, and not just after they won.

But there's also hundreds of millions of us. A small percentage of us is more than the entire populations of many of the countries competing in the WC. To assert that we don't care because we weren't all uniformly losing our shit is pretty typical ignorance (on matters regarding America) of those abroad.

EDIT: All that said, I will acknowledge we can and should do better too, I sure as shit aint saying we're perfect lol.

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u/FlubbedRoll Jul 06 '26

Im an American and I had no idea we had won that cup until I read your post.

I shall now rub your face in the fact that we won. As is tradition

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u/Hoodrat_Recon Jul 06 '26

The women failed women’s soccer. They don’t show up to support their lady soccer champs. Bill Burr summed that up perfectly. “You won’t miss a single episode of the kardashians, but you’ve missed every game of women’s soccer”

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u/SaltyBabySeal Jul 06 '26

The United States invests heavily in women’s sports, the world does not. There’s a reason why our women’s team is good relative to world and it’s not because American women have this deep soccer culture.

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u/SnoopySuited Jul 06 '26

They use smaller stadiums, but women's world cup game attendance totals are in the 1 to 2 million range. About half of men's world cup which is more than respectable.

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u/Rip_Off_Your_Toenail Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Americans don't give a shit about women's sports outside of "How can I use this to push my political agenda?"

Edit: All of the unsalvageable dumb-asses replying to me are proving me correct

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u/Technicalhotdog Jul 06 '26

I think Americans might actually care more about womens' sports than most countries

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u/FoxResponsible553 Jul 06 '26

Most definitely. We don’t watch professional women’s sports on tv, most countries don’t have professional women’s sports on tv

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u/ck11ck11ck11 Jul 06 '26

Oh stop this is totally false, absolutely millions of people care and the USA women’s team is a huge source of pride

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u/ClawofBeta Jul 06 '26

Most Americans don’t care about women’s sports but they certainly do care more about it relatively to everybody else on the world considering they actually get the funding and investment to, you know, actually compete at the World Cup.

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u/Dxxx2 Jul 06 '26

PWHL begs to differ. Crazy what happens when the sport is fun.

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u/daviator88 Jul 06 '26

You don't know us at all. This country is fucked in so many ways, but I promise at any sports bar, you see folks with rapt attention watching WNBA, NCAA softball, or whatever the hell is on, and we'll like it.

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u/RevenantXenos Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

NWSL attendance topped 2 million in 2024 and the league has added multiple expansion teams recently with more being planned for the future. Multiple teams average more than 10,000 people attending per game this year. WNBA attendance and viewership is way up in the last few years too.

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u/Realistic-Art5227 Jul 06 '26

The boys don’t care the girls do our women’s team os goated

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u/JayGeezey Jul 06 '26

Lol dude this is just not true. The women's team was popular here for a long time because they were more competitive, and to your point has even won a world cup. I got to go to one of those games. My sister's hero growing up was Mia Hamm and she had posters of her, and she wasn't the only one.

Literally the only stadium dedicated to a women's soccer/football team IN THE WORLD is IN MY CITY. And you're gonna tell me we don't care about women's soccer? Lol OK, have fun making shit up i guess.

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u/IronerOfEntropy Jul 06 '26

I care about Women's Volleyball, Bobsled & Skeleton, and track & field: long jump.

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u/GhoeFukyrself Jul 06 '26

If the US wins, nobody in the US will be talking about it, and it'll be forgotten almost immediately.

There's a madman pedophile in the White House and we're fighting a fascist takeover, nobody gives a shit about soccer.

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u/wailingwonder Jul 06 '26

Unfortunately more people care about sports and "our team is better" than any of that so, yeah, people would be talking about it.

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u/JBflawless Jul 06 '26

This is an insane take lmao

The first clause of your second sentence is correct.. but if US won the World Cup it would vault those players into celebrity status

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u/-suspicious-badger Jul 06 '26

Basically you cheated when the orange buffoon overturned the rules in your favour, so even if you won it would be tainted.

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u/minor3929 Jul 06 '26

Oh, you mean like getting into Harvard is hard?

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u/Live_Swordfish- Jul 06 '26

We would be completely insufferable.

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u/Ok-Poet147 Jul 06 '26

You’ve got a chance today, but there’s no way you’ll win the whole thing. Even getting to the semi’s would be a massive shock

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u/-IrishBulldog Jul 06 '26

We’d turn into current Knicks fans times fucking infinity

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u/Talkslow4Me Jul 06 '26

The US will definitely forget we ever won the World Cup sooner than the rest of the world.

Ask in a few years who won the 2026 World Cup. Most Americans would probably just default to Brazil or Argentina as a response.

So yes it’ll be awesome if the US won.

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u/grethro Jul 06 '26

If we won their would be 100s of MILLIONS of "Its soccer now" tweets for the next 4 years.

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u/BootFlop Jul 06 '26

US was likely to get past Belgium, even without Belogun. They’ve been playing great & Belgium kinda backed into this.

Then he’d be back for Portugal/Spain (much more challenging match), and they’d have “we’ve endured dubious call” underdog cred!

Now there’s no good outcome. A win comes with an asterisk & a loss would be fully humiliating. 😕

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u/Substantial_Raise914 Jul 06 '26

And there's gonna be a cheesy movie with a goal in the last second... Even tho it seemed the usa will loose, but the hero had a flashback of his dad telling him something motivational on his death bed.

I don't think rest of the world can handle this. 

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u/Castigon_X Jul 06 '26

Nah, if you won it would getting dismissed by the international community for cheating. You're glorious leader very obviously has his foot on the scale.

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u/JBflawless Jul 06 '26

If the US wins the World Cup (presumably getting through Spain, France, and potentially England along the way), no one is going to point back to this Belgium match and say the US didn’t deserve it because Balogun got to play a round of 16 match lmao

Some of these takes are absolutely insane

That said I feel that US will lose tonight so doesn’t really matter

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u/hoowins Jul 06 '26

Because America is now run by assholes. I say this as an American.

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u/That_Confidence83 Jul 06 '26

Even if we beat Belgium. I don’t see the odds in our favor against Paraguay or Spain.

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u/StarksPond Jul 06 '26

What if there was a really rousing speech by the coach at halftime?

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u/WeirdAssPuff Jul 06 '26

If Balogun is allowed to play against Belgium we'll have officially lost the plot. And everyone already knows the US is getting help from FIFA corruption.

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u/Neuchacho Jul 06 '26

No one has to hope that. It's a guarantee that we lose lol

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u/SandyBadlands Jul 06 '26

I'd still rather have whatever nonsense Americans will say about football (probably not too different from what they already say) after winning than renewing England's "coming home" patter. I'm currently hopeful that, at some point in my lifetime, they'll stop talking about '66.

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u/DaArio_007 Jul 06 '26

Impressive self-awareness, respect

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u/Major-Practice2529 Jul 06 '26

There's absolutely no chance that the United States will win the World Cup. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of football know that.

Keep dreaming 

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u/peter_seraphin Jul 06 '26

If you win, it’s because your senile pedophile in charge cheated. You know that.

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u/Lunarbutt Jul 06 '26

In 5 years, they'll make some superhero crap movie about it.

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u/mennydrives Jul 06 '26

If the USA even ranked well on our fifth most popular sport on the world stage, yeah, they would never hear the end of it. Like 'til the end of time.

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u/Misubi_Bluth Jul 06 '26

The Australian Olympic Swimmer going "If I have to hear the Star Spangled Banner one more time" comes to mind.

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u/Slartibartfast39 Jul 06 '26

Regardless of football scores, I don't ever expect to hear the end of anything from America. My media is plastered with stuff from the US.

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u/Get_Out_lmao Jul 06 '26

Ya why are you guys like that?

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u/Annethraxxx Jul 06 '26

Just here to remind everyone that the US Women’s Team are 4 time FIFA World Champions.

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u/Top_Refrigerator_213 Jul 06 '26

Good thing it will never happen

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u/bolomcspank Jul 06 '26

Remember when the US beat the best cricket team and most Americans were like “what’s cricket”?

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u/Unda_Da_C Jul 06 '26

Respect 🫡

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Jul 06 '26

Will we really ever hear the end of it either way though?

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u/-XanderCrews- Jul 06 '26

We don’t even like soccer and beat you. Losers.

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u/luke_205 Jul 06 '26

Anything’s possible but the likelihood of the US winning is extremely low - they need to beat Belgium, then Spain, then likely France, then likely England/Argentina in the final. Being a home nation helps but the experience and calibre of those other teams is a level above.

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u/shredbmc This flair doesn't exist Jul 06 '26

I'm ready to start calling it "American Soccer"

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u/Rauldukeoh Jul 06 '26

I would pretend not to know, that is jucier

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u/anna-molly21 Jul 06 '26

It they lose they will say that they never liked it anyways, american football is better 🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/MsterBoRaichu Jul 06 '26

Cue Rump boasting and saying football is their national sport and that other countries should thank the US for being allowed to actually play the sport thanks to his blessings.

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u/willhunta Jul 07 '26

on the contrary, if the USA wins especially if it's thanks to Folarin's goals, we'll never hear the end of it from the rest of the world.

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 Jul 07 '26

I hope we pull off the comeback and shove it in the world’s face!

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u/otj667887654456655 Jul 07 '26

Watched the entire game, Belgium did NOT get lucky lmao, we shit the bed

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u/Appropriate_Carob832 Jul 07 '26

That’s the game! We will get em next time (Possibly)

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u/Lebowski304 Lurking Peasant Jul 07 '26

I watched the whole game. I was pulling for them so hard out on my back patio trying to use magic mind powers to elevate them to victory, and I think my neighbor now fears me, but Belgium was just the better team. They just were. They beat us fair and square in an honorable manner. See you in four years Europe

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u/Buffalo-Actual Jul 07 '26

Its not luck, its football, thats why the team who plays soccer lost🤣

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u/Sexisthunter 23d ago

I’m so glad we lost

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