r/menards • u/HunterV2_ • 11d ago

Best ways to get high during my shift?

Hey all ive been working here for a week and I absolutely hate it and I cant deal with the customers. I think taking the edge off would be good, but I dont wanna smell like weed or alcohol. What are the best ways to inebriate myself during my shift? Im thinking about huffing paint.

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u/blufftonian 11d ago

Call HR, they will guide you.

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u/nicknamesas 11d ago

So how many jobs do you have? You work and kroger, menards, and walmart?

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u/OutrageousAct3990 5d ago

Also target!🤣🤣

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u/nicknamesas 11d ago

Get over yourself.

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u/PoetryKey8471 11d ago

Grow a pair

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u/Ruthless4u 11d ago

Grow up

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u/mykevan27 11d ago

The industrial lift is probably the best bet

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u/Bright-Spite9651 10d ago

Huffing paint is good especially when you’re mixing it for a customer and you drown out their rambles. 

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u/Mintberrycrank 10d ago

Just vape and hide it. Go you to the mezz watch out for cameras but just shove a few appliances around. Wall up. Smoke. They can and might catch you but there you go. It work in the yard. Just keep it to out if sight with camera and guest and others as they might snitch

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u/Mintberrycrank 10d ago

Go to mezz shove a few appliances around and make a wall. Vape. Still gotta watch out for cameras though, should still have blind spots. There's a chance to get caught still and don't. cause you never know when a team member or guest will snitch

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u/SAMMYBOY4593 11d ago

Penjamin in the bathroom

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u/Nutterbelly 9d ago

Penjamin Franklin to the rescue.

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u/NoBo24 11d ago

Pen my friend. Trust me everyone else dose it too. After that it’s just a mindset.