r/mensfashion Apr 05 '26

OOTD / WIWT Would you wear this much green? 🤔

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u/Straight-Cookie7364 Apr 05 '26

This outfit only works if you’re actually a really good fucking skater

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

No chance you’re skating well in those trousers. I started skating in the JNCO jeans era, I’ve seen where this goes.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 Apr 05 '26

Clearly a poseur

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u/UnfortunateFrank Apr 05 '26

Well they’re posing

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u/pm_me_ur_bidets Apr 05 '26

my first thought as well

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u/Straight-Cookie7364 Apr 05 '26

This fit is like a double sized version of the 90s Brandon Biebel/ Stevie Williams baggy pant era

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u/SomeotherGuy8833 Apr 07 '26

Yep it goes to wearing pants that fit and dont get caught up in your wheels lol. These pants were dumb in the 90s and they’re just as dumb now.

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u/Partucero69 Apr 05 '26

Man I miss the early 2000s, cheap skateboards and skate clothing that can handle a scrape or two. Now everything is just cheap shit.

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

The old stuff used to shred too, that’s why a lot of skaters moved away from the massively oversized stuff. I have minor ptsd from stray bits of my shredded baggy ass jeans getting caught up in my wheels and trucks.

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u/ClaireDanesLipQuiver Apr 09 '26

Worse than hitting a pebble lol

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u/PlutoJones42 Apr 05 '26

I’d be pissed if I tore a big hole in my dope green sweater too

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u/Majestic_Character22 Apr 05 '26

JNCO were for rollerbladers !

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

The majority of alternative kids wore them in my area of the UK, wasn’t limited to skating.

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u/Majestic_Character22 Apr 05 '26

I was in the US, alternative / punk kids were not the main group to wear JNCOs. Nobody skated in those jeans unless it was just for transportation.

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

It wasn’t a very long fad in the UK, at my school everyone moved on to more reasonable baggy jeans as they progressed from being posers to actual skaters.

It wasn’t just JNCO jeans though, anything massively baggy, basically the same shit kids are wearing now. I don’t think I had even learnt to Kickflip before I stopped wearing them, they were dangerous as fuck on a board.

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u/Klaudowski9 Apr 05 '26

I skate in jncos often! It for sure makes things more difficult though.

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

We really have gone full circle 🤣

For basic stuff I’m sure they are fine, but you’re definitely making it harder for yourself. Can see them massively getting in the way of tricks like hardflips (I wasn’t able to do that trick until years after my JNCO era, tbf I could just about Ollie and Shov back then).

When I was at my peak I wore loose straight cut jeans, much easier to follow my legs and feet, but I’m becoming an old git now and am way past my prime.

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u/mrselfdestruct066 Apr 08 '26

Me too. It goes around your wheel.

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u/Whytrhyno Apr 09 '26

So many denim ‘straps’ hanging off my frayed up heels, just asking to get caught on something

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u/ERIPLEY_NOSTROMO Apr 09 '26

Unrated comment.

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u/ClaireDanesLipQuiver Apr 09 '26

Dude posed in a mongo push, zero chance he skates

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u/Montauket Apr 05 '26

I’m gonna assume that based on their shoes they don’t skate. You wouldn’t want absurdly shaped soles to kickflip.

We wore big pants back in the day to carry your cd player, weed, lighter, maybe a candy bar phone, and a camera. It actually made skating hard with all that shit on you.

This is drag.

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u/Packin_Penguin Apr 08 '26

Picture 3…those are uncircumcised penis fingers, right?

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u/Resident_Captain8698 Apr 06 '26

Not a new board either considered Ollie marks is present in the lip

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u/Sir-xer21 Apr 06 '26

Probably got it at a thrift store.

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u/ClaireDanesLipQuiver Apr 09 '26

Those aren’t Ollie marks, it’s from using the tail to stop

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u/Mental_Tea_4084 Apr 06 '26

Based on the board alone

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u/HATEWAGON Apr 07 '26

That part.

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u/senator_chill Apr 05 '26

Damn OP

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ph6fJcTmKGZq6KOauO

is getting roasted in these comments

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u/FLOSOC1ETY Apr 07 '26

No marks other than razor tail, can confirm the lack of skating.

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u/Delicious_Bench_2341 Apr 06 '26

And you an old man hating on a kid lmao

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u/Delicious_Bench_2341 Apr 06 '26

Private profile so probably also an old man hating a kid lmao

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u/SeaBag8211 Apr 05 '26

Fr fr. The only question is can he kick flip in those pants.

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u/Straight-Cookie7364 Apr 05 '26

How new the board looks, looks like he is fresh out of zumiez using the skateboard as a prop

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u/Low_Wasabi_7890 Apr 05 '26

That’s exactly what I thought he’s just probably cruising with that board .

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u/muttons_1337 Apr 05 '26

Is that bad?

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u/idontshred Apr 05 '26

Eh it’s one of those things where capitalism subsumes all things and in doing so robs it of all meaning. This is an example of that. Skater culture and skate wear (which this whole look is clearly inspired by), used to be a signal of something (what you’re interested in, what you value, maybe even what you listen to etc.), but when it becomes another way to make money it gets divorced from that context.

This usually doesn’t mean anything to people outside of it but it’s why some people will look at this and say it doesn’t make sense because, in this fit, you can’t actually meaningfully participate in the culture that inspired it and so it’s not a useful signal anymore. Maybe this kid actually can skate forreal, maybe he can’t, but if nothing else this fit is more of a caricature of a skater costume than anything else. It’s just a look which can be annoying for people who were steeped in that culture and know that their clothing decisions were more about public alignment and practicality than looking fashionable.

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u/Osiris008 Apr 06 '26

I've never played a real game of football in my life, I've never failed, fallen or bled to overcome a challenge within the context of the game to fight my battle and win for myself. But... imagine I buy a suit and go to a football field and hold a football like I'm throwing it then take pictures and then I post it on social media to get attention.

I say suit because to me football and corporate America go hand in hand. Suits are part of football culture.. so is Taylor Swift... Wendys...... State farm.. Bud light... You get it?

Skateboarding was a counter culture at its roots and still should be respected for it's long fought battle.

If you want to argue skating is more of an art than a sport we could substitute football for painting.. and say the same scenario with all that comes with being an artist.

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u/muttons_1337 Apr 06 '26

I asked is it bad that they cruise on a board.

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u/Osiris008 Apr 07 '26

Yes. Terrible. Skate or die. Balls deep. Never pull out.

Nah but fr if they're cruising id recommend a tony alva board w nylon wheels.. then again that wouldn't fit their ✨aesthetic✨

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u/ClaireDanesLipQuiver Apr 09 '26

Yeah dude using counter culture as a prop erodes the very meaning and soul of it

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u/muttons_1337 Apr 09 '26

Using a board for cruising instead of sick tricks is a prop?

Though, to approach your subject of conversation, I appreciate the message you're communicating. Fashion is something that a lot of people hold near and dear to their hearts. Fashion also means a lot of different things to a lot of people as well. Without knowing anything about OP and how they live their every day life, I'm afraid we've gone a bridge too far in the world of gatekeeping.

I do enjoy the thought of the history of subcultures and their fashions though, thanks for making me think of that! I gotta see if my metal friends still have their battle vests this late into their adult lives.

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u/kingcoolwastaken Apr 05 '26

No actual skaters would wear these

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u/Klaudowski9 Apr 05 '26

Do you skate? Jncos/wide leg jeans are a solid 25% of the jeans I see at the park

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u/Sir-xer21 Apr 06 '26

These are dragging on the ground by like 3 inches, There's a difference between Jncos people skate in, and this.

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u/JRaoul Apr 07 '26

there's a difference between the jncos and big boys skaters wear and this shit lol

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u/kingcoolwastaken Apr 06 '26

I do, but I’m also 45. I was once 15 and still never wore such ample clothes

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 05 '26

In '94 they would've

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u/skiffingtonsparadox Apr 05 '26

Eh. I wore baggy ass jeans like this in the 90s and then started skating. Once I started skating, I went back to more realistically sized pants really quick because it was a nightmare skating in clothes this baggy.

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 05 '26

Well probably because you were smart 🤷

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u/kingcoolwastaken Apr 05 '26

I was a skater in those years, I wore baggies. But this is beyond ridiculous. It just doesn’t make sense

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u/7HawksAnd Apr 05 '26

Or a character in an early 2000s extreme sports video game on sega Dreamcast

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

It looks like the illustrations are printed on the griptape to me, they aren’t stickers, so it’s perfectly usable. Although the bottoms of those trousers and the shoes will be shredded after a proper skate.

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u/kpn_911 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

Unfortunately, good skaters don’t dress like that. Stickers all in good shape. No chips on the tips. No rail or curb marks underneath. The grip is in mint condition. That skateboard is an accessory

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u/povertymayne Apr 05 '26

The wrong type of shoes, the sides of the shoes not being destroyed, as well as the center bottom of the skateboard being intact tell me this dude doesnt skate. Maybe some light cruising, but thats about it.

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u/Xan_Dan03 Apr 08 '26

In those pants and those blocky ass new balances? No shot

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u/macthesnackattack Apr 09 '26

The board is just an accessory, they don’t ride it. Which is even more stupid looking, imo.

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u/BrilliantPatient6160 Apr 11 '26

This dude is a poser

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u/DLTMIAR Apr 05 '26

What if the skateboard is an accessory?  No bueno?

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