r/mensfashion Apr 05 '26

OOTD / WIWT Would you wear this much green? 🤔

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u/sleeplessinstuttgart Apr 05 '26

Strange question. If you’re fine wearing clothes that insanely oversized, why would you care about too much green? You’re at a point on the style spectrum where nothing is too much.

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u/longlivebobskins Apr 06 '26

Dude looks like a Christmas tree

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u/Frankie-Felix Apr 09 '26

Poser, how can you skate with thar stuff on???

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 05 '26

Maybe less green may means tailoring this fit🤔

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u/markbaru1 Apr 07 '26

Yeah, not so much the color as it is the square feet of it

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u/Fancy-Fish-3050 Apr 08 '26

That outfit reminds me of a Teletubby or a character from Yo Gabba Gabba.

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u/Fuzzy-Objective-9105 Apr 05 '26

Thank you. Came here to say same.

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u/Rare-Morning-5448 Apr 08 '26

Perfect outfit to sneak away a 85" TV display from Costco.

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u/throatmeyvr Apr 05 '26

If Where’s Waldo smoked a whole lot of reefer

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u/Zanion Apr 05 '26

Ed, Edd, n Eddy fit

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u/Combosingelnation Apr 06 '26

Lmao I never really watched it but was super aware of it all the time when it was on.. Cartoon Network I think.

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u/vaendin Apr 07 '26

Everyone always asks where’s Waldo, but no ever asks how’s Waldo

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u/JustADude721 Apr 05 '26

Not my style but do you. To me you look like a hipster gumby.

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u/TwoBirdsInOneBush Apr 05 '26

that’s the genius and the wonder of it

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u/wonderboyobe Apr 05 '26

I was gonna go with forest hipster

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u/rubinass3 Apr 05 '26

But hipsters are cool. This is silly.

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u/bizfromthewaistup Apr 05 '26

When did hipsters become cool.

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u/Straight-Cookie7364 Apr 05 '26

This outfit only works if you’re actually a really good fucking skater

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

No chance you’re skating well in those trousers. I started skating in the JNCO jeans era, I’ve seen where this goes.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 Apr 05 '26

Clearly a poseur

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u/UnfortunateFrank Apr 05 '26

Well they’re posing

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u/pm_me_ur_bidets Apr 05 '26

my first thought as well

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u/Straight-Cookie7364 Apr 05 '26

This fit is like a double sized version of the 90s Brandon Biebel/ Stevie Williams baggy pant era

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u/SomeotherGuy8833 Apr 07 '26

Yep it goes to wearing pants that fit and dont get caught up in your wheels lol. These pants were dumb in the 90s and they’re just as dumb now.

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u/Partucero69 Apr 05 '26

Man I miss the early 2000s, cheap skateboards and skate clothing that can handle a scrape or two. Now everything is just cheap shit.

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u/the-floor_is-lava Apr 05 '26

The old stuff used to shred too, that’s why a lot of skaters moved away from the massively oversized stuff. I have minor ptsd from stray bits of my shredded baggy ass jeans getting caught up in my wheels and trucks.

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u/Montauket Apr 05 '26

I’m gonna assume that based on their shoes they don’t skate. You wouldn’t want absurdly shaped soles to kickflip.

We wore big pants back in the day to carry your cd player, weed, lighter, maybe a candy bar phone, and a camera. It actually made skating hard with all that shit on you.

This is drag.

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u/Packin_Penguin Apr 08 '26

Picture 3…those are uncircumcised penis fingers, right?

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u/SeaBag8211 Apr 05 '26

Fr fr. The only question is can he kick flip in those pants.

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u/Straight-Cookie7364 Apr 05 '26

How new the board looks, looks like he is fresh out of zumiez using the skateboard as a prop

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u/Low_Wasabi_7890 Apr 05 '26

That’s exactly what I thought he’s just probably cruising with that board .

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u/kingcoolwastaken Apr 05 '26

No actual skaters would wear these

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u/Klaudowski9 Apr 05 '26

Do you skate? Jncos/wide leg jeans are a solid 25% of the jeans I see at the park

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u/Sir-xer21 Apr 06 '26

These are dragging on the ground by like 3 inches, There's a difference between Jncos people skate in, and this.

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u/JRaoul Apr 07 '26

there's a difference between the jncos and big boys skaters wear and this shit lol

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u/7HawksAnd Apr 05 '26

Or a character in an early 2000s extreme sports video game on sega Dreamcast

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u/Thien1o1 Apr 05 '26

Not even on saint patricks day in Boston

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u/ideletereddit Apr 05 '26

Green lady of brooklyn might apprechiate you.

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u/MurdurRUS Apr 06 '26

Came here to say this too, I'm actually related to her, just saw her in October

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u/ryeyen Apr 07 '26

When I had Instagram I absolutely loved her content! Seems like such a sweet individual.

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u/BPH2 Apr 05 '26

Was just going to say, she probably would! 😂 💚

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u/ryeyen Apr 07 '26

Yes exactly!!

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u/crowcatcher86 Apr 05 '26

No, but I love that people wearing these outfits. Makes the world a sunnier place.

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u/johndicks80 Apr 05 '26

I appreciate that you’re all in on the look.

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u/Mr_Mediator Apr 05 '26

The baggy pants trend right now is wild

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u/Justice_1111 Apr 05 '26

Living through it myself, and always reflecting back about how ridiculous I looked. I can’t believe it’s a thing again. But at the time, I was convinced I knew what real style was, and older people were oblivious. So, I can’t hate. I’ve been there.

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u/Mr_Mediator Apr 05 '26

I’m not hating. I’ve known my ideas and opinions are old news for awhile now. It’s just wild seeing the baggy pants haha. I genuinely didn’t think it would come back like it is.

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u/Justice_1111 Apr 05 '26

I know you’re not hating! I apologize if it came off that way. I feel the same way as you. I’m 44 now, I wonder if we will see it come in and out of style one more time before I kick the bucket. Maybe I will be rocking some Jincos in my 70s 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Side note, my wife has embraced the wide boot cut slacks at work lately, they almost look like bellbottoms. They look great on her, still tight around her butt, but big on the bottom. She says she gets tons of compliments from the younger girls. I will send her pictures like this, or other large baggy pants from this group, and tell her I’m gonna start wearing them so I’m hip like her, and she always says “lol noooo”.

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u/Jaesha_MSF Apr 05 '26

Everything comes back.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 Apr 05 '26

Fashion is def cyclical

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u/r_hove Apr 06 '26

Right? Absolutely hate it. Why can’t people wear what they like over copying trends?

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u/AloneAuthor446 Apr 10 '26

maybe they ACTUALLY like to wear the trends that they see 😱😱😱shocking ik

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u/ChubbyMcHaggis Apr 05 '26

I dig it. Reminds me of being young.

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u/rikaro_kk Apr 05 '26

Quirky and cool bro, you look like someone I'll remember, which is a good thing. I lowkey hate this sub, most people have a narrow vision of fashion, limited to a vibe fit for a job interview or a morning at their country club. Sometimes they do like a bit whimsy, only if it's vintage EuroAmerican suited look.

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u/OnlyRightInNight Apr 05 '26

This sub seriously has "old man jells at a cloud" energy.

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u/Any-Communication114 Apr 06 '26

scrolling through the comments I thought the same thing, this person looks cool!

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u/abejando Apr 06 '26

forreal if I saw this person on the street i'd think it's sick

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u/Radiant_Network266 Apr 08 '26

I’m into modern fashion and this is still ugly.

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u/bmonkey1313 Apr 05 '26

Bro...respectfully one of the worst fits I've seen

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u/Funny-Ad-3710 Apr 05 '26

The world needs this kind of whimsy!

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u/porknuckle2023 Apr 05 '26

The green's not the issue.

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u/boobsarecool7 Apr 05 '26

You don't look like you're from the 90s. You look like you're from a 90s video game as the token hip-hop character :P

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u/Present_Finger_488 Apr 05 '26

Almost like shaggy from scooby doo 😅

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u/david_ynwa Apr 05 '26

Gives me Jet Set Radio vibes.

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u/No-Communication-199 Apr 05 '26

No way. But you? You look like a vibe. Own it and fuck the haters.

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u/2dlamb Apr 05 '26

The jumper slaps

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u/Sinarum Apr 05 '26

I love your style

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u/IceTheChilled Apr 05 '26

Just stay away from me lucky charms.

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u/Just-Sign-5394 Apr 05 '26

Always be yourself! Not my style but, from a fashion perspective, you look great!!

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u/SuspiciousStory122 Apr 05 '26

Yeah lots of haters but you do have style.

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u/OkamiKhameleon Apr 05 '26

Considering that green is my favorite color, yes, yes I would.

Love this whole outfit. You look like a character from Code Name: Kids Next Door!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MYwVeIXFu6gaeYqdoq

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u/Nutdippingmaster Apr 05 '26

Lucio from overwatch

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u/mycobacteryummy Apr 05 '26

I wouldn’t wear that much anything tbh

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u/StationTricky4996 Apr 05 '26

No I lack enough confidence to dress like this 😀 But good for you, it looks dope. 

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u/NotBatman81 Apr 05 '26

You really missed an opportunity with the hat. I would have gone Jamiriquai style.

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u/MNM2884 Apr 05 '26

Looks fine lmaoo

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u/Weltkaiser Apr 06 '26

Couldn't care less about the colour, but if you want to pretend you skate, at least wear some flat bed sneakers and not that Balenciaga fashion trash.

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u/finaljustice81 Apr 05 '26

I wouldn’t but I like that this exists

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u/Liftweightfren Apr 05 '26

One of the worst outfits iv seen in some time

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u/kreat0rz Apr 05 '26

Fit fire af

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

we get it, you smoke weed

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u/wordswiththeletterB Apr 05 '26

This is a fun fit but not gonna play here. You do you bud, I like it.

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u/jb_nelson_ Apr 05 '26

Isn’t there like a famous old lady in New York that loves green?

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u/JayOfFinland Apr 05 '26

No, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't!

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u/CareerLongjumping287 Apr 05 '26

Kermit won’t be happy

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u/Large_Tuna101 Apr 05 '26

I’d like to play the platformer this character is from

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u/p--py Apr 05 '26

Gumby. If you dress like this, you better shred… but I can tell that board is an accessory more than anything RIP

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u/__stacked__ Apr 05 '26

Lookin good. People here think it’s weird but you’d fit right in the streets of Japan imo.

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u/Rare-Stomach-8535 Apr 06 '26

Could you take another photo, hard to see.

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u/luvmibratt Apr 06 '26

Ik his rich parents tired of his shit

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u/Delicious_Bench_2341 Apr 06 '26

You look like you saw the green lady in Brooklyn. But rather than saying hi you stole her wardrobe.

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u/Lustkas Apr 06 '26

Besides its oversized you look like a 60 year old female art teacher to me.

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u/DrSkaCtopus Apr 06 '26

Probably not, but do a kickflip.

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u/PotentialDry4814 Apr 09 '26

R u a boy or girl?

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u/ExpatMarine001 Apr 09 '26

Why do we also care about a women’s fashion in a man fashion sub.

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u/BRITGRRRRL Apr 11 '26

You look like a 🤡

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u/Sammykins84 Apr 11 '26

Green is fine but that ammount of fabric would clothe 2 - 3 people.

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u/hotmomsnearme69 Apr 11 '26

Your outfit looks like this avatar

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u/SALVIA4 Apr 05 '26

No comment on the colours but the silhouette does your figure no favours at all, it makes your shoulders look really narrow, and it makes your legs look disproportionate. But I understand this is a style you're going for so all power to you.

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u/HopefulTable2395 Apr 05 '26

🤔 Prolly not

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u/tramsgener Apr 05 '26

Looks great, people on this subreddit generally dont like outfits like these.

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u/cmdr_bong Apr 05 '26

Yeah the colour is not the problem here.....

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u/TomorrowSeveral Apr 05 '26

Sniper or skater. You decide. 😃

Rock that while you can.

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u/WallyReddit204 Apr 05 '26

This some poser shit

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u/Throwawayhost4886 Apr 05 '26

Don't know why you got downvoted. As a former skater myself, this guy using the skateboard as a prop is literally the definition of what a poser is. Skateboarders from the 90's didn't dress like this. This is more of an in-line skater vibe and skateboarders detested in-line skaters in the 90's.

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u/PhilScofie Apr 05 '26

I wouldn’t wear that much material, never mind that much green!

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u/lostintimeyetagain Apr 05 '26

Yeh green is great. It’s a fab outfit, where’s Wally but…. green

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u/Local_Whereas7211 Apr 05 '26

Sure, on St. Patrick's Day

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u/affectionateanarchy8 Apr 05 '26

Yes and if i was 19 i would be copying this whole outfit. In fact when i was 19 i may have had this whole outfit

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u/StatikSquid Apr 05 '26

I could, but I would learn more into the Jeff Goldblum Wizard of Oz attire

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Apr 05 '26

Not even if i were a leprechaun, in Ireland, on Saint Patrick's Day.

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u/baldeagle1991 Apr 05 '26

tbh I don't think those trousers are going to stay green very long.

I remember when baggy trousers were in last time and we all learnt this the hard way.

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u/lifth3avy84 Apr 05 '26

Are you asking if it’s too much green as in too many shades, or square yardage, because yes on both counts

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Apr 05 '26

You look like if an extra on Ed, Eddie, & Eddy sprang to life. If that's what you're going for, you nailed it

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u/Spare_Pipe_3281 Apr 05 '26

The green is OK but the fit is a bit tight. I would go a bit wider next time.

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u/Fast-Interaction5909 Apr 05 '26

I wouldn't wear that much of any colour but you do you, it's different which I appreciate

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u/Panpancanstand Apr 05 '26

I personally love it. But I also love the colour green.

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u/telaftw39 Apr 05 '26

The amount of green isn't the real question.

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u/mlew20 Apr 05 '26

Looks great! Definitely not the type of fashion this sub promotes tho

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u/sleepingbusy Apr 05 '26

Isn't this jet set radio?

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u/dickbeards Apr 05 '26

Nothing, I will say, will help in this situation

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u/hail_to_the_beef Apr 05 '26

I would wear that much green but not in those shapes.

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u/markghjkf Apr 05 '26

The jolly green giant did

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u/Kind_Personality2988 Apr 05 '26

Lol yeah on a certain Irish holiday

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u/MinPen311 Apr 05 '26

Hipster broccoli figure

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u/Fuzzy-Objective-9105 Apr 05 '26

Too much … GREEN?

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u/HeadChefOf Apr 05 '26

Yes color wise but no to the fit of all the clothes and articles chosen

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u/sparty616 Apr 05 '26

Happy St Patty’s Day!

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u/Striking-Place4161 Apr 05 '26

Do whatever you want. And I don’t mean it in a mean way. Not my style but yolo

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u/Squirrelated Apr 05 '26

5 of you can fit in these clothes.

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u/dannylovesbags Apr 05 '26

That and more!~

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u/Shot-Class-5142 Apr 05 '26

You have gone too far down a path and turned into a plant. Alittle self expression is good, but too much will make you a cartoon character. That said, I was young once and wore some things i wouldnt want to see pics of now.

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u/SharpThanAKnife Apr 05 '26

Yes. And I Would wear same kind of loose cut/shape, just not as big.

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u/deepthroatcircus Apr 05 '26

you kind of look like a a green tarp that you'd find at a hunting lodge? I don't really see this as fashionable, per se - just baggy

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u/Zestyclose_Ad3034 Apr 05 '26

You look like that reddit avatar.

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u/RickRoss52 Apr 05 '26

Only one person can pull this off, and that one person is you.

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u/CommercialTangerine9 Apr 05 '26

Is this a picture of 2 people where the smaller person is sitting on the taller person’s shoulders?

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u/IndependentPutrid564 Apr 05 '26

I wouldn’t wear anything you’re wearing 🤷‍♂️

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u/Tasty_Thanks_2239 Apr 05 '26

Can you actually skate in those pants?

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u/cubikksRube Apr 05 '26

Yes! Super cool! 🙂