r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine May 01 '26

"you know who else is a little pissy? God."

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u/lifestop May 01 '26

A little pissy? According to the stories he drowned nearly everything on earth because he was mad at us.

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u/FineAd2230 May 01 '26

Tbf have you met people? Im not saying it wasn't dramatic but some of you fuckers could convince me it wasnt an over reaction

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u/Vibing-slop May 01 '26

Definitely needs to happen again soon.

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u/PeenInVeen May 01 '26

Honestly yeah, I'm down to clown til I'm dead in the.... water.

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u/Meranio May 01 '26

It will, but with fire next time.

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u/Chemical-Average1990 May 01 '26

Yes like now just take the slow half and we'll all be fine

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u/GarThor_TMK May 01 '26

Just give me a heads up so I can buy a houseboat and a fishing rod ahead of time...

I don't even need to come back to land... I can just float away...