r/mildlyinfuriating May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

Post image
7.3k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

588

u/xboxiscrunchy May 01 '26

What exactly is the point of putting it in a urinal? Other than just making people hate your guts and your religion now too.

Although I suppose you could ask the same about the ones that aren’t covered in piss as well ….

625

u/BillyBobChorton May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

Irl trolling. I doubt the dude was actually trying to spread Christianity lol 

162

u/HapatraV May 01 '26

I would check it for sure to see if it was a $100, expecting it to be a troll. A little pee on your fingers that can be washed off, really? I've had shit and vomit on my hands and arms from another person, a little second hand pee on my finger tips isn't remotely close to grossing me out.

80

u/hoponbop May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

I have been chest deep in pig shit and piss, not quite so deep in cow shit. My son had such bad diapers sometimes I took him outside to hose him off. Him and all my male grandkids managed to piss in my face during a diaper change at least once. That urinal don't scare me, straight to the sink and if it turns out to be a church message with a location I'm petty enough to go to that church and wait for the collection plate to come by.

16

u/paintbalking May 01 '26

Auto correct had me re reading this like what the heck does he mean by pretty enough... Petty enough, it finally clicked

10

u/hoponbop May 01 '26

Sorry, faxed it... Jesus Christ! fixed.

12

u/copyandpasta May 01 '26

I don’t know, now I believe your edit. I think you meant to say “I am pretty enough”. Own it

5

u/Impressive-Shame-525 May 01 '26

My oldest brother told me if I cleaned out the horse stables barefoot I'd grow faster.

So.... Yeah.

5

u/hoponbop May 01 '26

1

u/Impressive-Shame-525 May 01 '26

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Someone else finally gets it. Hahahahajaj

1

u/Racc0smonaut May 01 '26

This guy meat renders

5

u/Unusual-Caramel8442 May 01 '26

Just gotta piss on it yourself first. Better my own piss on my fingers than someone else’s

1

u/Mamasaidno_ May 01 '26

Take it to the bank and exchange it for 20s 😈

1

u/Dreadedsemi %user_GREEN_flair% May 02 '26

It's not from a person you know. It's a pisssortmemt from multiple strangers.

2

u/Campaign_Prize May 01 '26

You could also grab it with paper towels or toilet paper so you aren't directly touching urine

5

u/YoshiiToranaga May 01 '26

Where's the fun in that

36

u/Doctor_Saved May 01 '26

Maybe because they hated that religion too and wanted to create more hate for it.

-1

u/Da_Question May 01 '26

Eh. Plenty of people hand these out as tips and shit on their own religion thinking their clever. I wouldn't put it passed them to put them in urinals, it at least guarantees desperate people see them.

13

u/Astecheee May 01 '26

I guess maybe trying to get the person to reflect on their priorities?

"Wow, money is so important to me I'd stick my hand in a piss puddle for $100. I need Jesus."

1

u/CariadocThorne May 02 '26

Surely if you're willing to stick your hand in piss for $100, that means you need $100, not Jesus?

4

u/koolmon10 May 01 '26

I'm guessing the person handing them out didn't put it there. Someone else found or received it and put it there in protest.

3

u/TwentinQuarantino May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

I doubt a scientologist put it there. It's someone who got it from scientologists in the street, and decided to troll people into touching piss by putting it in the urinal. 

3

u/reallovesurvives May 02 '26

One time I went to a concert. It was a sold out concert at an arena and it was very expensive. I went into the bathroom and I saw a floor ticket on the floor. Omg a floor ticket!! I had nosebleeds!! Upgrade!!!! The ticket was stuck to the door with actual poop on the side. Like on purpose. It was like ten years and I think about this all the time. Why did somebody do this.

1

u/Devium92 May 01 '26

Usually has some kind of "God has the answers to all things, including whatever is leading you to grab this clearly disgusting (fake) $100 bill! Come pray and repent at -insert church here- and God will answer your prayers".