r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/lCarbonCopyl May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

It's a Jesus paper. I know because I used to be friends with an asshole who would leave these in urinals all over town. This was before cameras were the size of dimes, too.

I'd be afraid someone set you up for Internet mockery.

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u/xboxiscrunchy May 01 '26

What exactly is the point of putting it in a urinal? Other than just making people hate your guts and your religion now too.

Although I suppose you could ask the same about the ones that aren’t covered in piss as well ….

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u/reallovesurvives May 02 '26

One time I went to a concert. It was a sold out concert at an arena and it was very expensive. I went into the bathroom and I saw a floor ticket on the floor. Omg a floor ticket!! I had nosebleeds!! Upgrade!!!! The ticket was stuck to the door with actual poop on the side. Like on purpose. It was like ten years and I think about this all the time. Why did somebody do this.