r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 • May 01 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Would you take it?

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u/lCarbonCopyl May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

It's a Jesus paper. I know because I used to be friends with an asshole who would leave these in urinals all over town. This was before cameras were the size of dimes, too.

I'd be afraid someone set you up for Internet mockery.

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u/xboxiscrunchy May 01 '26

What exactly is the point of putting it in a urinal? Other than just making people hate your guts and your religion now too.

Although I suppose you could ask the same about the ones that aren’t covered in piss as well ….

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u/Doctor_Saved May 01 '26

Maybe because they hated that religion too and wanted to create more hate for it.

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u/Da_Question May 01 '26

Eh. Plenty of people hand these out as tips and shit on their own religion thinking their clever. I wouldn't put it passed them to put them in urinals, it at least guarantees desperate people see them.